Damien Nelson
@5onthe5.bsky.social
Press Agent
www.WantAndAble.ca
www.WantAndAble.ca
Denver has less than a million people and they have an awesome alt weekly.
October 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Denver has less than a million people and they have an awesome alt weekly.
How much more can we take?
September 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
How much more can we take?
Subscribing to the newspaper is worth it.
September 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Subscribing to the newspaper is worth it.
Seattle has less than a million people and they have a thicc (quarterly) alt paper.
Vancouver has less than a million people and they have an awesome alt weekly.
Toronto, what is our problem?
Vancouver has less than a million people and they have an awesome alt weekly.
Toronto, what is our problem?
September 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Seattle has less than a million people and they have a thicc (quarterly) alt paper.
Vancouver has less than a million people and they have an awesome alt weekly.
Toronto, what is our problem?
Vancouver has less than a million people and they have an awesome alt weekly.
Toronto, what is our problem?
My neighbourhood is quaint. Hashtag EastYork
August 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My neighbourhood is quaint. Hashtag EastYork
@shawnmicallef.bsky.social Could I ask you to please tell me what this track is, or who maintains it? (Photo taken on the subway from the Prince Edward viaduct)
June 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
@shawnmicallef.bsky.social Could I ask you to please tell me what this track is, or who maintains it? (Photo taken on the subway from the Prince Edward viaduct)
The @toronto-fringe.bsky.social asked me to program their annual stand up comedy night again this year and I said okay because it meant I got to email a bunch of people that I admire. So come hang out, it’s free!
June 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The @toronto-fringe.bsky.social asked me to program their annual stand up comedy night again this year and I said okay because it meant I got to email a bunch of people that I admire. So come hang out, it’s free!
I went to the place the internet showed me!
June 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I went to the place the internet showed me!
Truly, the most expensive contractors
May 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Truly, the most expensive contractors
I can’t believe the Hallmark Christmas Movie “Two Dolls and Five Pencils” will not be made in lower mainland British Columbia!
May 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I can’t believe the Hallmark Christmas Movie “Two Dolls and Five Pencils” will not be made in lower mainland British Columbia!
1. “Off to do some skinny dipping in the Don River near Pottery Road, 1912”
2. “The water chute at Scarborough Beach Amusement Park. The park was operated by the streetcar company as a means of getting riders for under-used equipment on nights and weekends in the early years of the century.”
2. “The water chute at Scarborough Beach Amusement Park. The park was operated by the streetcar company as a means of getting riders for under-used equipment on nights and weekends in the early years of the century.”
May 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
1. “Off to do some skinny dipping in the Don River near Pottery Road, 1912”
2. “The water chute at Scarborough Beach Amusement Park. The park was operated by the streetcar company as a means of getting riders for under-used equipment on nights and weekends in the early years of the century.”
2. “The water chute at Scarborough Beach Amusement Park. The park was operated by the streetcar company as a means of getting riders for under-used equipment on nights and weekends in the early years of the century.”
I am really enjoying Deli Boys, and nooooo it is not just because I love Philly so much
April 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I am really enjoying Deli Boys, and nooooo it is not just because I love Philly so much
Good mail on this gray day
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February 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Good mail on this gray day
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If I attached a photo of my Millie to all my pitches saying “P.S. Do it for her”, do you think that’ll work?
February 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If I attached a photo of my Millie to all my pitches saying “P.S. Do it for her”, do you think that’ll work?
I never thought in a billion years someone would remake this terrible movie.
February 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I never thought in a billion years someone would remake this terrible movie.
I have been co-producing the 4th annual Sketch To The Death tournament all year and haven't posted about it here at all because I am a really good marketer.
Anyways it continues every Wednesday in February so please come and pretend you knew about it the whole time: comedybar.ca/shows/sketch...
Anyways it continues every Wednesday in February so please come and pretend you knew about it the whole time: comedybar.ca/shows/sketch...
February 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I have been co-producing the 4th annual Sketch To The Death tournament all year and haven't posted about it here at all because I am a really good marketer.
Anyways it continues every Wednesday in February so please come and pretend you knew about it the whole time: comedybar.ca/shows/sketch...
Anyways it continues every Wednesday in February so please come and pretend you knew about it the whole time: comedybar.ca/shows/sketch...
Also from the Wiarton ceremony, Willie was described as a true patriot and it was declared that "If Wiarton Willie was able he would stand here, salute, and shout from the apple trees “I am Canadian, and Canada cannot be bought!”
Let's get Willie and Phil in a room ASAP. They are our only hope!
Let's get Willie and Phil in a room ASAP. They are our only hope!
February 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Also from the Wiarton ceremony, Willie was described as a true patriot and it was declared that "If Wiarton Willie was able he would stand here, salute, and shout from the apple trees “I am Canadian, and Canada cannot be bought!”
Let's get Willie and Phil in a room ASAP. They are our only hope!
Let's get Willie and Phil in a room ASAP. They are our only hope!
Doug Ford couldn’t make it to the Wiarton Willie ceremony so they sent a laminated photo of him for the hosts to hold while they read his letter. Wowowowowowow.
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Doug Ford couldn’t make it to the Wiarton Willie ceremony so they sent a laminated photo of him for the hosts to hold while they read his letter. Wowowowowowow.
How much do you think I could get for these?
February 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
How much do you think I could get for these?
You could be my silver spring…screen - FUCk!
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January 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You could be my silver spring…screen - FUCk!
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You wanna annex Canada, eh? Well you’re gonna have to get through THIS guy first. Ever think of that?!
January 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You wanna annex Canada, eh? Well you’re gonna have to get through THIS guy first. Ever think of that?!