I know my neighbors are sick of hearing me sing the entire Spring Awakening soundtrack and I do not CARE!!!!!
September 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I know my neighbors are sick of hearing me sing the entire Spring Awakening soundtrack and I do not CARE!!!!!
The Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks
April 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks
Buying an ikea stuffed animal every time I’m in a deep depression and then forcing Suzy to pose with them
March 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Buying an ikea stuffed animal every time I’m in a deep depression and then forcing Suzy to pose with them
I feel sooo overstimulated when it’s super windy outside, like be QUIET I’m trying to think!!!!
March 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I feel sooo overstimulated when it’s super windy outside, like be QUIET I’m trying to think!!!!
Brb attending the tale of Sweeney Todd
March 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Brb attending the tale of Sweeney Todd
Having a 401k is actually sooo annoying because what if I end up dying before I get to access it??
March 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Having a 401k is actually sooo annoying because what if I end up dying before I get to access it??
Doctors get so annoyed when you tell them you looked stuff up on the internet as if they don’t give you only 30% of the information you need
March 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Doctors get so annoyed when you tell them you looked stuff up on the internet as if they don’t give you only 30% of the information you need
Pretty sure I died over the summer and everything since has been hell!!!
March 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Pretty sure I died over the summer and everything since has been hell!!!
No way CVS didn’t spend more money turning every store into a prison than they ever lost from shoplifting
February 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
No way CVS didn’t spend more money turning every store into a prison than they ever lost from shoplifting
You know the episode of 30 Rock where Liz becomes fixated on removing a plastic bag stuck in a tree outside her window…
February 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You know the episode of 30 Rock where Liz becomes fixated on removing a plastic bag stuck in a tree outside her window…
God hates me specifically (bought an air fryer only to discover the wiring in my kitchen cannot support modern technology)
February 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
God hates me specifically (bought an air fryer only to discover the wiring in my kitchen cannot support modern technology)
No one names their baby Rembrandt anymore…what a waste
February 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
No one names their baby Rembrandt anymore…what a waste
Considering buying a gaming laptop just so I can play The Sims 4 times a year
February 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Considering buying a gaming laptop just so I can play The Sims 4 times a year
I don’t care about anything else in the world right now except for House and watching more House
February 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I don’t care about anything else in the world right now except for House and watching more House
Soooo annoying that I didn’t appreciate being hot when I was younger…..one of the worst things than can happen to a woman really
January 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Soooo annoying that I didn’t appreciate being hot when I was younger…..one of the worst things than can happen to a woman really
Dr. House could fix me
January 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dr. House could fix me
People who don’t shovel their sidewalks should be publicly executed
January 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
People who don’t shovel their sidewalks should be publicly executed
Experiencing catharsis cleaning my bathroom sink drain
December 18, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Experiencing catharsis cleaning my bathroom sink drain
Dunkin is a great place to go if you love paying $5 for the dampest breakfast sandwich you can imagine
December 17, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Dunkin is a great place to go if you love paying $5 for the dampest breakfast sandwich you can imagine
Couldn’t focus during a meeting because there was a guy outside the window that looked exactly like this guy
December 10, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Couldn’t focus during a meeting because there was a guy outside the window that looked exactly like this guy
It’s weird when boyfriends have their own friends. They should stop existing the second they’re out of your sight
December 10, 2024 at 2:28 PM
It’s weird when boyfriends have their own friends. They should stop existing the second they’re out of your sight
All I really want for Christmas is a back scratcher bc why am I so ITCHY
December 10, 2024 at 2:25 PM
All I really want for Christmas is a back scratcher bc why am I so ITCHY
Accidentally bought banana flavored Tums and I feel sick with myself
December 3, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Accidentally bought banana flavored Tums and I feel sick with myself
Spending a night away from my nasal spray is really challenging but I’m being strong about it
December 1, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Spending a night away from my nasal spray is really challenging but I’m being strong about it