Hexi
@5innott.bsky.social
I am a German Shepherd puppy whose identity’s been stolen by my Human.
Need you to do a pit stop in England if that’s okay.
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Need you to do a pit stop in England if that’s okay.
I am going to go out on a limb here and say, Don isn’t taking Mikes calls. This just seems like phone call material not something you post and hope he reads it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I am going to go out on a limb here and say, Don isn’t taking Mikes calls. This just seems like phone call material not something you post and hope he reads it.
Trump is loosing control of his kids. They are starting to rebel one after another. 😏
July 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Trump is loosing control of his kids. They are starting to rebel one after another. 😏
It had boobies. I don’t know how to identify him 😳. I am going to play it safe and go with bitch. 😊
June 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It had boobies. I don’t know how to identify him 😳. I am going to play it safe and go with bitch. 😊
Moved to England where prehistoric slugs reside. Whilst having a tab on the back step I witnessed two slugs behaving unusually. Then one grew something out of the side of its head and I grabbed google. I kinda wished I hadn’t.
June 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Moved to England where prehistoric slugs reside. Whilst having a tab on the back step I witnessed two slugs behaving unusually. Then one grew something out of the side of its head and I grabbed google. I kinda wished I hadn’t.
How can you tell everyone you have gone bat 💩 crazy, without telling them you have gone bat 💩 crazy?
There used to be a time when you could guesstimate what stupid thing he was going to do next. Now it’s like he’s multiple people. You have no idea who he is one minute to the next.
There used to be a time when you could guesstimate what stupid thing he was going to do next. Now it’s like he’s multiple people. You have no idea who he is one minute to the next.
June 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
How can you tell everyone you have gone bat 💩 crazy, without telling them you have gone bat 💩 crazy?
There used to be a time when you could guesstimate what stupid thing he was going to do next. Now it’s like he’s multiple people. You have no idea who he is one minute to the next.
There used to be a time when you could guesstimate what stupid thing he was going to do next. Now it’s like he’s multiple people. You have no idea who he is one minute to the next.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
May 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You were correct when you added ‘some shit’. Apparently shitting in a hole on his golf course has become something like a right of passage for the Scottish youth.
May 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
You were correct when you added ‘some shit’. Apparently shitting in a hole on his golf course has become something like a right of passage for the Scottish youth.
He’s loosing it along side trump
April 30, 2025 at 8:18 AM
He’s loosing it along side trump
Maybe no negatives for him but Canada could easily come up with a list for negative impacts on Canada. Would have thought he would know by now that there isn’t a hope in hell for Canada being a state. Better chance of a state becoming a province 🙄
April 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Maybe no negatives for him but Canada could easily come up with a list for negative impacts on Canada. Would have thought he would know by now that there isn’t a hope in hell for Canada being a state. Better chance of a state becoming a province 🙄
Trump might just do it. He needs to distract people somehow from reality and he’s desperate enough.
April 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Trump might just do it. He needs to distract people somehow from reality and he’s desperate enough.
She should know…Trump only knows how to work with threats. She should have just said, Pardon or I spill the beans.
April 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
She should know…Trump only knows how to work with threats. She should have just said, Pardon or I spill the beans.
😏 forget about 🔥ing them. Just put bumper stickers on them even if you don’t own it 😇
April 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
😏 forget about 🔥ing them. Just put bumper stickers on them even if you don’t own it 😇
Even if Trump removed every tariff from Canada, the damage is done. USA will never be Canada’s first choice for anything. If we have to deal with American we will. But trust me, if there’s another option it will be taken even if it’s more work.
April 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Even if Trump removed every tariff from Canada, the damage is done. USA will never be Canada’s first choice for anything. If we have to deal with American we will. But trust me, if there’s another option it will be taken even if it’s more work.
Is that so trump can’t be diagnosed with it? 🤔
April 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Is that so trump can’t be diagnosed with it? 🤔
Do you ever see a post where you can’t bring yourself to press play? I couldn’t do it.
April 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Do you ever see a post where you can’t bring yourself to press play? I couldn’t do it.
I have been busy so missed the day of 💩 shows. Canada and Mexico were spared 🤔. Does he honestly believe we can be friends now? Is he going for ‘us against the world’ approach? Is he realising just how alone he is now? This shouldn’t be funny, but it is.
April 3, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I have been busy so missed the day of 💩 shows. Canada and Mexico were spared 🤔. Does he honestly believe we can be friends now? Is he going for ‘us against the world’ approach? Is he realising just how alone he is now? This shouldn’t be funny, but it is.
That sounds like something I would have said after smoking green. 🙄
March 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
That sounds like something I would have said after smoking green. 🙄
Can you imagine seeing this on your phone and thinking…is this actually happening??? It would be like trying to convince yourself that you’re holding a winning lottery ticket. Do you tell anyone or keep quiet until you are absolutely sure? You are holding national secrets FFS 😳
March 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Can you imagine seeing this on your phone and thinking…is this actually happening??? It would be like trying to convince yourself that you’re holding a winning lottery ticket. Do you tell anyone or keep quiet until you are absolutely sure? You are holding national secrets FFS 😳
The man has the receipts FFS. I would have stayed quiet until someone noticed. The comedy that would have ensued 🤣🤣. Live feed would have been icing on the cake.
March 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The man has the receipts FFS. I would have stayed quiet until someone noticed. The comedy that would have ensued 🤣🤣. Live feed would have been icing on the cake.
He’s gotta know the man holds the receipts. He was invited and should have stayed quiet till someone noticed.
March 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
He’s gotta know the man holds the receipts. He was invited and should have stayed quiet till someone noticed.
I need a location on this bridge…just for shits and giggles 🤭
March 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I need a location on this bridge…just for shits and giggles 🤭
Wait a second 🤨. Did you open said shampoo and conditioner at the same time?
March 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Wait a second 🤨. Did you open said shampoo and conditioner at the same time?