Pining after my plants at the office sounds silly until I remember I am an animal surrounded by alien white walls and cheap coffee. My house is like my own little nature reserve let me back in :"""(

Half way through my two hour study sesh of that halftime show because bro is a Pulitzer Prize holder.

give me a social media site with NO reposts and NO external links. i want to hear my friends talk. i am so tired of existing in the ‘have you heard’ cinematic universe.

Kids think adults are towering figures of strength. Turns out, adulthood is just a slow, painful process of getting smaller—physically, emotionally, and spiritually. By 30, you’re basically a human Funko Pop.

Makeup followed the Classical → Postmodern art pipeline: once artists mastered realism, they got weird. Dudes saying 'too much makeup' are just classicalists, stuck at representation and missing the art. Same beef critics had with Picasso.

Attitude today: purple truckstop barbie.

Thankful for my thousands of pen-pals I've had throughout my life online. For better or worse, I'm happy to participate in the grand experiment of Social Consciousness.

I draw, as many of you KNOW. Here’s some recent stuff.

If you're feeling adrift without your favorite scifi Neil, may I recommend Neil Stephenson? There's better scifi Neils out there. You can upgrade.