Mark Gillies
@5goalthriller.bsky.social
Half asleep near the stars with a small dog licking my face
“If you don’t want a terrible Beach Boys earworm, look away now.”
October 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“If you don’t want a terrible Beach Boys earworm, look away now.”
One of today’s Connections is ‘Words From Russ’s Sex Blog, Minus A Letter’.
September 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
One of today’s Connections is ‘Words From Russ’s Sex Blog, Minus A Letter’.
Nice to see she’s keeping busy until her next film role comes along.
August 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Nice to see she’s keeping busy until her next film role comes along.
When you ask AI to draw the FA Cup fixtures
August 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
When you ask AI to draw the FA Cup fixtures
I could do without my laptop getting all melancholy on me.
July 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I could do without my laptop getting all melancholy on me.
Hubert Selby Jr’s underwhelming sequel.
June 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Hubert Selby Jr’s underwhelming sequel.
“And is there a Mrs Migraine?”
May 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“And is there a Mrs Migraine?”
Looks like I’d better check those proofs quite carefully.
April 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Looks like I’d better check those proofs quite carefully.
How are you supposed to do a Rubik’s Cube with the same colours on adjacent sides?
March 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
How are you supposed to do a Rubik’s Cube with the same colours on adjacent sides?
God help us if there’s a war.
March 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
God help us if there’s a war.
“Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game for two in a bed.”
February 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
“Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game for two in a bed.”
You wouldn’t get an image like this with a white ball.
February 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You wouldn’t get an image like this with a white ball.
Bloody hell. Christmas ads already, and we haven’t even had Pancake Day.
February 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Bloody hell. Christmas ads already, and we haven’t even had Pancake Day.
