5ftMunchkin
@5ftmunchkin.bsky.social
Short, gin-loving Spurs fan. I think the 2 are connected
Was Noel ever Yewtree'd ?
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Was Noel ever Yewtree'd ?
She came down from stage before their Wembley gig and gave us a big hug, then came back later on because she forgot to get a selfie with us 🥹
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
She came down from stage before their Wembley gig and gave us a big hug, then came back later on because she forgot to get a selfie with us 🥹
The very best TV theme tune ever. I will not be answering questions on this
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The very best TV theme tune ever. I will not be answering questions on this
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
3 year olds are savage
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
3 year olds are savage
That one time when I was creative with a pumpkin
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That one time when I was creative with a pumpkin
We are good. We've been looking after our neighbours cats Tilly. She's so sweet
August 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
We are good. We've been looking after our neighbours cats Tilly. She's so sweet
My other cat has fine tastes
July 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My other cat has fine tastes
My other cat has a beautiful face
July 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My other cat has a beautiful face
My cat has a beautiful bum
July 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My cat has a beautiful bum
Ooooh. If the offer is still there @biggreenbooks.bsky.social , I have seen this book for £20 😊
June 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ooooh. If the offer is still there @biggreenbooks.bsky.social , I have seen this book for £20 😊
I loved Johnny Marr in Grange Hill
June 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I loved Johnny Marr in Grange Hill
Can't park there mate
June 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Can't park there mate
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way my niece looks at pizza
May 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way my niece looks at pizza
@kuntandthegang.bsky.social Look, it's your mate Howard on Top of the Pops using his blind man's cane as a keytar
May 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
@kuntandthegang.bsky.social Look, it's your mate Howard on Top of the Pops using his blind man's cane as a keytar
I've got a good feeling about the 2nd game in our Euro semi final. One of my cats has the Spurs crest just above his arsehole, LMK if you want to give it a rub for luck
May 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I've got a good feeling about the 2nd game in our Euro semi final. One of my cats has the Spurs crest just above his arsehole, LMK if you want to give it a rub for luck
9 pound fucking 50!!!
April 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
9 pound fucking 50!!!
I don't think there is any way that could express a hard no as much as I would like to
April 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don't think there is any way that could express a hard no as much as I would like to