54321mls.bsky.social
@54321mls.bsky.social
Twatter refugee. I arrived here in a small boat!
I am the enemy you killed, my friend.
I knew you in this dark: for so you frowned
Yesterday through me as you jabbed and killed.
I parried; but my hands were loath and cold.
Let us sleep now.
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Laika the dog?
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
In his case, might I suggest rectal?
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Chris Mason is on A/L...
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 AM
This iteration fucking terrify me. Their utter inability to tackle or defend...

I mean, FFS losing to Spurs. At home!

Still, could be worse. Could be a United fan.
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
It's the way our defence made like the Red Sea and just parted every time they shot from distance.
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Unfortunately at the moment our defence do not appear to have very impressive feet.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
If that's a win for Farage... What the fuck was second prize?
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So are crabs.
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
You're going to be in a diabetic coma by New Year....
December 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I didn't know David Moyes moonlighted in the US.
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
SPLITTER!

(Oh. Someone's already done that one.)

(Fuck.)
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The bastard.
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Unless of course, Toby Hadoke has already done one of these on a DVD somewhere and I haven't yet seen it.
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh, except for his feud with Dudley Simpson which seems out of character for such a professional and I feel needs an explanation in some detail.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You'd think he'd cotton onto the biggest trick of all and claim the pubic hair signature was done by auto-pen...

Still, he isn't on this platform so he'll have to think of that himself.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
LOOK! THERE! OVER THERE! BROWN PEOPLE BEING CRUEL TO KITTENS!

(Is it still working? OMG it IS! I can't believe we're still getting away with this shit!)
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I watched this twice and still can't believe you never mentioned the moonlighting conference table from The Five Doctors or the cameo by Mat Irvine.

Very disappointing, no nerd points for you!

(Just kidding, still loved it!)
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
He's also a traitor.
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Yeah, we all know it's BL you hate really!
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM