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Okay I’m here, now what? LI NY
Humpday 🥩
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My coworker was really excited to show me a new podcast he started over the weekend after I roasted him for what he normally listens to.… turns out I’ve had sex with the host 🙃🙃🙃🙃🤐
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November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I can not recommend playing Dispatch enough, if you enjoy superhero’s and/or dynamic storytelling it really is some of the best stuff to released this year.
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Big fat middle finger to you, executive dysfunction🖕🏼I just crossed off a task from my to do list that has been giving me anxiety for about 7 months. Did I let a mole hill turn into a mountain? Yes, yes I did. BUT I’ve finally conquered that mountain and it feels great! 😊
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I know everyone’s upset it’s cold out BUT that also means
1. it’s delicious hot drink season
2. Cuddle weather ( Sup? 😏 )
3. IMO most importantly we’re FINALLY getting closer to ski season! 🤗❄️
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Spent Friday night putting some BJJ work in.…Pay no attention to the black eye 😬👊🏼
October 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Earned my second stripe @ Ju jitsu last night. Feeling really good about the progress I’ve made these last couple months. 🤗👊🏼
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Islanders home opener vs the Capitals tn with the fellas… Lottttttta hot dads here but my buddies don’t seem as enthusiastic about that as I do ..🥅🏒
October 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
FINALLY feeling like fall here on Long Island🤗🍁🍂
October 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I hate to do this (I don’t) BUT today is indeed my 34th birthday. So, I expect to see you ALL (yes, all of you) in my bedroom this evening for birthday smooches. 😘 🎂
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Booked my hotel for Winter rendezvous aka Gay Ski week in Stowe, Vermont. If by some chance any of you guys are also going let me know! 🎿 ⛷️
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September 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Happy Friday fellas 🤗🤗🤗
September 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Wanna come over and watch the games? Happy kick off Sunday 🏈
September 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I’m happy it actually got an ending unlike some Amazon shows (Lookin at you Good Omens👀) but man was that final season of Upload rough. Felt super rushed and overall a pretty underwhelming ending to what had become a favorite comfort show of mine.
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August 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It’s good to be king… I’ve got 3 fantasy football drafts this weekend, 2 in which I’m reigning champion. If anyone finds themselves roped into a league and needs help, I’m happy to be of assistance. I’m also really good at being a sore winner and rubbing it in peoples faces. 🙃🏆👑
August 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Way too early and way too horny... Neither are great in an office. Counting down the days till the long weekend. 🙈 🍆🍑
August 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This is becoming a reoccurring issue.. 🙃😱
August 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Update: it’s back 🙃 #FCF
August 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
One of the downsides of having to be in the office by 7 is that sometimes morning wood doesn’t hit until your seated at your desk... 😬😬🫣
August 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
There will be football on my television tonight and that makes me a very happy boy 🤗🤗 🤗
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July 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My humpday submissions 🍑 🍑
July 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Sunday at the park 🌥️🥅
July 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Who wants to play? I’ll even let you use my stick 😜 🏒
July 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Post Bjj Tuesday tax , very hot , very sweaty 🥵
July 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
4 drinks in, horny and out in NYC for the evening. Let’s make it happen captain... 😏
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July 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM