LBJ Again
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LBJ Again
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I like bourbon in moderation and sharp cheeses in excess.
I would like to know what RFK rhymed with felching. There are so few choices that work in a romantic poem.
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Tired: abolish ice

Wired: abolish eyes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Yeah, they're so soft...
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Mamdani is charming and Trump is notoriously susceptible to being charmed, which is why the Whitehouse won't even let him negotiate things directly with democrats. That's the whole story lol.
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I usually do an injection marinade + dry brine + deep fry. But not everyone deep can or should deep fry, so dry brine + spatchcock would be my other method.
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My guess is that he turned her down and she felt spurned.
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The people who post those memes don't meaningfully oppose militarism. Huge overlaps with Assad and Putin apologists.
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Brine injection. Salt the skin. Let sit open in the fridge on a rack over a pan for at least a day, and then deep fry lol.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
He's got a singing voice that could calm the ocean swells.
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Yeah, actually.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I think the key to these poems is to read them aloud in RFK's voice
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My apologies. I won't be offended if you mute me for that 😅
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Warning!
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The RFK stuff?
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM