5099 5618 (Earth #80085)
@5099.bsky.social
I'm glad we're all here.
The cards suggest getting out of the house and doing your work at the library. Y'know, *away* from all those distractions.
#UnhelpfulTarot
#PageOfCups
#7ofCups
#quitstalling
#procrastination
#gettowork
#UnhelpfulTarot
#PageOfCups
#7ofCups
#quitstalling
#procrastination
#gettowork
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The cards suggest getting out of the house and doing your work at the library. Y'know, *away* from all those distractions.
#UnhelpfulTarot
#PageOfCups
#7ofCups
#quitstalling
#procrastination
#gettowork
#UnhelpfulTarot
#PageOfCups
#7ofCups
#quitstalling
#procrastination
#gettowork
Forgot about this one.
#UnhelpfulTarot
#UnhelpfulTarot
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Forgot about this one.
#UnhelpfulTarot
#UnhelpfulTarot
"You did it! [1] [2]
[1] - Got the bad ending.
[2] - Would you like to try again?"
#UnhelpfulTarot #AceOfRods #TheWorld #natter
[1] - Got the bad ending.
[2] - Would you like to try again?"
#UnhelpfulTarot #AceOfRods #TheWorld #natter
September 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"You did it! [1] [2]
[1] - Got the bad ending.
[2] - Would you like to try again?"
#UnhelpfulTarot #AceOfRods #TheWorld #natter
[1] - Got the bad ending.
[2] - Would you like to try again?"
#UnhelpfulTarot #AceOfRods #TheWorld #natter
"~Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine~"
#UnhelpfulTarot #GettingBackIntoIt #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #GettingBackIntoIt #ThankYouForYourPatience
September 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"~Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine~"
#UnhelpfulTarot #GettingBackIntoIt #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #GettingBackIntoIt #ThankYouForYourPatience
"You know that song about The Gambler? The cards suggest following his advice, specifically holding, folding, and running."
#UnhelpfulTarot #TenOfPentacles #TheChariot #natter #myheartisnotinthistoday #isaysorry #blah #tryagaintomorrow
#UnhelpfulTarot #TenOfPentacles #TheChariot #natter #myheartisnotinthistoday #isaysorry #blah #tryagaintomorrow
August 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"You know that song about The Gambler? The cards suggest following his advice, specifically holding, folding, and running."
#UnhelpfulTarot #TenOfPentacles #TheChariot #natter #myheartisnotinthistoday #isaysorry #blah #tryagaintomorrow
#UnhelpfulTarot #TenOfPentacles #TheChariot #natter #myheartisnotinthistoday #isaysorry #blah #tryagaintomorrow
"This is not your beautiful house! This is not your beautiful wife!
"My God, what have you done?"
#UnhelpfulTarot
#TenOfCups
#TheMoon
#natter
"My God, what have you done?"
#UnhelpfulTarot
#TenOfCups
#TheMoon
#natter
August 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"This is not your beautiful house! This is not your beautiful wife!
"My God, what have you done?"
#UnhelpfulTarot
#TenOfCups
#TheMoon
#natter
"My God, what have you done?"
#UnhelpfulTarot
#TenOfCups
#TheMoon
#natter
"It's pretty fun having a bunch of people competing for your attention. Less fun that none of them are actually your type."
#UnhelpfulTarot
#UnhelpfulTarot
August 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"It's pretty fun having a bunch of people competing for your attention. Less fun that none of them are actually your type."
#UnhelpfulTarot
#UnhelpfulTarot
August 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"There's a time and place for everything, but discussing your recent hyperfixation with the repo man who showed up at your house probably isn't going to work out for you."
#UnhelpfulTarot #6OfSwords #PageOfPentacles #tarot #trainerdeck #justforfun #natter #thankyouforyoutpatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #6OfSwords #PageOfPentacles #tarot #trainerdeck #justforfun #natter #thankyouforyoutpatience
August 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"There's a time and place for everything, but discussing your recent hyperfixation with the repo man who showed up at your house probably isn't going to work out for you."
#UnhelpfulTarot #6OfSwords #PageOfPentacles #tarot #trainerdeck #justforfun #natter #thankyouforyoutpatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #6OfSwords #PageOfPentacles #tarot #trainerdeck #justforfun #natter #thankyouforyoutpatience
(Ah, hell. What now?)
August 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
(Ah, hell. What now?)
August 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Almost done. This next part is going to hurt, but it'll be over before you know it. Now, turn towards your friend and count to three..."
#UnhelpfulTarot #TheWorld #NineOfSwords #ZAWARUDO
#natter #TrainerDeck
#UnhelpfulTarot #TheWorld #NineOfSwords #ZAWARUDO
#natter #TrainerDeck
August 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Almost done. This next part is going to hurt, but it'll be over before you know it. Now, turn towards your friend and count to three..."
#UnhelpfulTarot #TheWorld #NineOfSwords #ZAWARUDO
#natter #TrainerDeck
#UnhelpfulTarot #TheWorld #NineOfSwords #ZAWARUDO
#natter #TrainerDeck
August 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Everyone was impressed, everything worked out, and the future looks bright. You did it! Now take some time off before you die of exhaustion."
#UnhelpfulTarot #justforfun #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #justforfun #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
August 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"Everyone was impressed, everything worked out, and the future looks bright. You did it! Now take some time off before you die of exhaustion."
#UnhelpfulTarot #justforfun #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #justforfun #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
"Today is gonna be the day, but they'll never throw it back to you."
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
August 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"Today is gonna be the day, but they'll never throw it back to you."
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
"Look, it's not your fault. You're just not nearly evil enough for her."
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
August 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"Look, it's not your fault. You're just not nearly evil enough for her."
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
August 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"Yeah, that's a pretty good sword design. Now comes the hard part: actually making it."
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
July 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"Yeah, that's a pretty good sword design. Now comes the hard part: actually making it."
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
"If getting mugged doesn't sound like fun to you, the cards suggest you pay *any* attention to your surroundings, today."
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
July 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"If getting mugged doesn't sound like fun to you, the cards suggest you pay *any* attention to your surroundings, today."
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
"The lady you're trying to impress has opinions about your philanthropic endeavors, but has chosen to wait until the children have left the room to begin your education."
#UnhelpfulTarot #Silliness #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #Silliness #ThankYouForYourPatience
July 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"The lady you're trying to impress has opinions about your philanthropic endeavors, but has chosen to wait until the children have left the room to begin your education."
#UnhelpfulTarot #Silliness #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #Silliness #ThankYouForYourPatience
"Those surveiling you would like to commend you on your happy home and vigorous sex life."
#UnhelpfulTarot #Silliness #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #Silliness #ThankYouForYourPatience
July 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"Those surveiling you would like to commend you on your happy home and vigorous sex life."
#UnhelpfulTarot #Silliness #ThankYouForYourPatience
#UnhelpfulTarot #Silliness #ThankYouForYourPatience