500 Feet Away
@500feetaway.bsky.social
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He/Him - It/Its
Batjokes enjoyer
He/Him - It/Its
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500 Feet Away
@500feetaway.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Just using this account to view and post #batjokes and other miscellaneous Batman and Joker content I suppose. Mainly random thoughts and stuff. Some (or most) posts may be 18+ so dni if you’re under 18 please.
Also sorry about inactivity, I finally finished Arkham Knight and was so pissed at Joker at the end of it that I’ve put him in timeout in my mind. Now just busy thinking about Jason Todd uughhhhbgbbgnnngg.
Also Barbara Gordon my beloved
Also Barbara Gordon my beloved
February 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Also sorry about inactivity, I finally finished Arkham Knight and was so pissed at Joker at the end of it that I’ve put him in timeout in my mind. Now just busy thinking about Jason Todd uughhhhbgbbgnnngg.
Also Barbara Gordon my beloved
Also Barbara Gordon my beloved
I love the look of Bruce Wayne from the Telltale games so much. He looks so pathetic. He has such sadness in his eyes.
I’ve never seen a man who needs to be face fucked so bad. Preferably by a very virginal and enthusiastic John Doe.
#batjokes
I’ve never seen a man who needs to be face fucked so bad. Preferably by a very virginal and enthusiastic John Doe.
#batjokes
January 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I love the look of Bruce Wayne from the Telltale games so much. He looks so pathetic. He has such sadness in his eyes.
I’ve never seen a man who needs to be face fucked so bad. Preferably by a very virginal and enthusiastic John Doe.
#batjokes
I’ve never seen a man who needs to be face fucked so bad. Preferably by a very virginal and enthusiastic John Doe.
#batjokes
I feel the need to inform you all that this flag is on the wall directly beside my bed. I regret that decision sometimes. Don’t get me wrong, love having Arkham Asylum #Batman watching over me while I sleep but also…
I don’t like him watching me jorkin my peanits 💔
I don’t like him watching me jorkin my peanits 💔
January 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I feel the need to inform you all that this flag is on the wall directly beside my bed. I regret that decision sometimes. Don’t get me wrong, love having Arkham Asylum #Batman watching over me while I sleep but also…
I don’t like him watching me jorkin my peanits 💔
I don’t like him watching me jorkin my peanits 💔
I GOT SICK AGAIN WHAT THE FUCKKKK
January 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I GOT SICK AGAIN WHAT THE FUCKKKK
January 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Happy New Years to me EST friends. Here’s my view of the fireworks from outside of Disney lol.
January 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Happy New Years to me EST friends. Here’s my view of the fireworks from outside of Disney lol.
Also a thing I think about… Batman being so obsessed with #Joker he often visits the asylum to see him. Usually he’s just watching from the shadows, not making his presence known but sometimes… his desires get the best of him and he slips inside his cell for a night of horrible fun.
#batjokes
#batjokes
December 4, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Need to write fanfiction… but… the sickness has taken me.
Oughhh…
Oughhh…
December 4, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Need to write fanfiction… but… the sickness has taken me.
Oughhh…
Oughhh…
Hot transgender women are in MY area and they want ME but I am SCARED
December 3, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Hot transgender women are in MY area and they want ME but I am SCARED
December 3, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I can’t wait to finish all the shit for my classes and be free from this semester so I can spend all my time writing nasty fanfiction. But also I will wait because I worked for 10 hours straight without eating or drinking and only got up to piss once.
December 2, 2024 at 5:47 AM
I can’t wait to finish all the shit for my classes and be free from this semester so I can spend all my time writing nasty fanfiction. But also I will wait because I worked for 10 hours straight without eating or drinking and only got up to piss once.
CW: Piss kink 😏
Thinking about Joker getting a little careless about how long he leaves Batman in a trap. Keeps him strapped down for hours and doesn’t even think about why he’s getting so antsy and shaking.
It’s only when a big wet spot appears on the front of his suit that he realizes
#batjokes
Thinking about Joker getting a little careless about how long he leaves Batman in a trap. Keeps him strapped down for hours and doesn’t even think about why he’s getting so antsy and shaking.
It’s only when a big wet spot appears on the front of his suit that he realizes
#batjokes
November 29, 2024 at 4:14 PM
CW: Piss kink 😏
Thinking about Joker getting a little careless about how long he leaves Batman in a trap. Keeps him strapped down for hours and doesn’t even think about why he’s getting so antsy and shaking.
It’s only when a big wet spot appears on the front of his suit that he realizes
#batjokes
Thinking about Joker getting a little careless about how long he leaves Batman in a trap. Keeps him strapped down for hours and doesn’t even think about why he’s getting so antsy and shaking.
It’s only when a big wet spot appears on the front of his suit that he realizes
#batjokes
I have too many thoughts for bluesky to be able to contain.
I’m still gauging how cool people are here before I start going too far into my gay batjokes thoughts.
I swear I have more diabolical things to say.
I’m still gauging how cool people are here before I start going too far into my gay batjokes thoughts.
I swear I have more diabolical things to say.
November 29, 2024 at 7:36 AM
I have too many thoughts for bluesky to be able to contain.
I’m still gauging how cool people are here before I start going too far into my gay batjokes thoughts.
I swear I have more diabolical things to say.
I’m still gauging how cool people are here before I start going too far into my gay batjokes thoughts.
I swear I have more diabolical things to say.
November 29, 2024 at 7:19 AM