“I, John Brown, am now convinced that the crimes of this guilty land will never be washed away except by blood.”

If the Niners win it’s number one seed and no playoff travel. If we lose we are 5th seed and play the TB-CAR winner on the road and most likely will be on the road throughout their playoff run. Beating the Seahawks is a must.

Praising it for its historical accuracy. What a tool.

Winning the turnover battle 3-0 and losing the game is incredibly hard to do in the NFL.

Does he have to give back the FIFA peace prize?

Please tell me you cut an eight.

Frightening timeline synergy.

With a little something for dessert.

Who is this king?

The wouldn’t convict the po boy

We could do this every Tuesday.

Was Googling to see if the VA Lieutenant Governor was Mark (the cat). Sadly, no. But silver lining anyway.

I really invested in this thinking his first term. The enablers are so much worse this time.

You need a Kontinuanst.

I’d love a John Oliver piece on the world’s empty insane asylums since the patients were apparently all transported here.

“We’re here at the Kyrgyzstan State Hospital 11 and….holy crap who are all these people?