He went to Jared!

Oh, wait…nope…he went to Menards.

I’m a little reluctant to unwrap these gems from @joehenderson.bsky.social but I’m pretty curious to see how the story unfolds.

They definitely don’t know how to make an old-fashioned here. I don’t think this even has booze in it 🤷‍♂️

Sebastian says hello 😻

With all due apologies to Sir Timothy Rice and Baron Lloyd-Webber, I offer this slight update to a surprisingly timely classic. Hopefully this doesn't inspire the muskrat to take to the Truman balcony and sing.

Well, whaduya know, NFL football finally got interesting🤭

Cat Sebastian has, in fact, declined to opine.

What do you get from 7 pounds of grapes, 7 pounds of sugar, a pound of raisins, a pound of pecans and 3 hours in the kitchen? Three pans of this:

If you see this, I invite you to post an image from your device with no explanation.