Dylan Beattie is my new favourite guy.

Taking psychic damage because I'm looking at a business case/solution design where there are no functional requirements and the non-functionals have accidentally been put in place of the functional ones. 🫨

How about this, Chief Bisque Officer (CBO).

Rebecca Ferguson's character in The Silo is the person in technology who knows how everything works but refuses to document anything so no one else can fix it but them.

Going all in on naming military hardware with emo/edgelord names like "Storm Shadow". Introducing the Xx_SuddenFate_xX Loitering Munition, from $100,000 USD.

First time using numbing cream for a tattoo, this is the way.

✒️💪

Respect to the guy straight up vaping inside the Sydney Domestic Airport. I wish I had your courage.

Starting an open source project to create a system that locates any vendor sales representative that cold calls/emails/LinkedIns me and targets a cruise missile to their location.

*walks into walled garden*
"We simply cannot allow anymore people in here, they'll ruin it."

If anyone out there is still renting movies in SD because it's $1 cheaper, please explain why. Why is it even an option...

Getting to refer to Bluesky as BS, fantastic. "Check out this BS post"

The old, hey we've found a potential backdoor, we detected it by finding [insert most generic word].dll in [insert most generic] directory. No we don't have hashes for you to compare, annnddddd it's from a threat report from 2011.

Wow, thank you for this stunning level of detailed threat analysis.

What kind of metric scores do people prefer in a "default" vulnerability scanning dashboard?

I'm here. Will probably throw up some thoughts about cyber security operations stuff in the next few days.