Jen Cornish
49horses.bsky.social
Jen Cornish
@49horses.bsky.social
My love languages are chaos and touch.
All my life, I've heard that women over the age of 40 have a zero tolerance policy for bullshit.
I JUST realized that it's absolutely no coincidence that this coincides with the onset of perimenopause.
I guess this hormonal rollercoaster is good for something.
October 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Reposted by Jen Cornish
When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.

This has been survival tips with Jen.
November 26, 2024 at 6:00 PM
A guy who has erectile dysfunction and constipation has problems coming and going.
November 27, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Half horse and half St Nick = Centaur Claus.
November 21, 2024 at 6:05 AM
I saw this in Dollarama and laughed because the dog is happily modeling the hat, but the cat looks like he's having flashbacks to the time the Christmas tree fell on him.
November 20, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Thinking about writing a long overdue book about herbs. The title? "It's About Thyme".
November 19, 2024 at 2:29 AM