The Mighty Evo
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Recently released from prison for beating up someone I met online. Drop by and say hi!
to the tune of spiderman
Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk
Shot for being a bit of a jerk
Heard of him a week ago?
You say yes, I say no.
Look out, here comes tedious waves of online discourse.
Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk
Shot for being a bit of a jerk
Heard of him a week ago?
You say yes, I say no.
Look out, here comes tedious waves of online discourse.
September 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
to the tune of spiderman
Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk
Shot for being a bit of a jerk
Heard of him a week ago?
You say yes, I say no.
Look out, here comes tedious waves of online discourse.
Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk
Shot for being a bit of a jerk
Heard of him a week ago?
You say yes, I say no.
Look out, here comes tedious waves of online discourse.
That’s it. Window closed. Transfer of wasp from living room to garden completed.
September 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
That’s it. Window closed. Transfer of wasp from living room to garden completed.
I’ll be honest I’m not entirely sure why we’re all supposed to dislike Starmer. He seems exactly the same as every other politician I’ve ever seen or heard in my life.
September 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’ll be honest I’m not entirely sure why we’re all supposed to dislike Starmer. He seems exactly the same as every other politician I’ve ever seen or heard in my life.
Hello. Remember me? Yes I have been quiet haven’t I? No I don’t have a reason. Yes you never know this could be the last time you hear from me. Who can ever guarantee anything? This is the internet after all.
September 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hello. Remember me? Yes I have been quiet haven’t I? No I don’t have a reason. Yes you never know this could be the last time you hear from me. Who can ever guarantee anything? This is the internet after all.
Hot train conductor! This is not a drill!
July 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Hot train conductor! This is not a drill!
The Dark Knight Rises. With Anne Hathaway in that catsuit I’m not surprised.
April 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Dark Knight Rises. With Anne Hathaway in that catsuit I’m not surprised.
Got on the train
It’s empty
Sat at a table seat to spread out a bit
Someone gets on
Despite the rows of empty seats decides to sit at the table with me.
When I am king this will be a capital offence.
It’s empty
Sat at a table seat to spread out a bit
Someone gets on
Despite the rows of empty seats decides to sit at the table with me.
When I am king this will be a capital offence.
April 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Got on the train
It’s empty
Sat at a table seat to spread out a bit
Someone gets on
Despite the rows of empty seats decides to sit at the table with me.
When I am king this will be a capital offence.
It’s empty
Sat at a table seat to spread out a bit
Someone gets on
Despite the rows of empty seats decides to sit at the table with me.
When I am king this will be a capital offence.
Morning has broken
Like the first hymen
Blackbird has spoken
Like the arresting officer
Like the first hymen
Blackbird has spoken
Like the arresting officer
March 28, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Morning has broken
Like the first hymen
Blackbird has spoken
Like the arresting officer
Like the first hymen
Blackbird has spoken
Like the arresting officer
My new hobby is watching YouTube vids of TikTok generation women listen to pearl jam for the first time and watch them in real time fall in love with Eddie Vedder.
March 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My new hobby is watching YouTube vids of TikTok generation women listen to pearl jam for the first time and watch them in real time fall in love with Eddie Vedder.
Danny Jones, eh?
That Maura is a sort tho.
That’s my summary.
That Maura is a sort tho.
That’s my summary.
March 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Danny Jones, eh?
That Maura is a sort tho.
That’s my summary.
That Maura is a sort tho.
That’s my summary.
Apparently these lay eggs
February 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Apparently these lay eggs
I have eaten vindaloo and now my belly feels all warm and tingly.
February 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I have eaten vindaloo and now my belly feels all warm and tingly.
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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
Happy which celeb can pretend they were closest to Caroline flack day
February 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Happy which celeb can pretend they were closest to Caroline flack day
Today we honour him
February 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Today we honour him
Is it possible to go on a night out with people without every cunt smashing down coke like a demented bunch of corporate Henry hoovers.
February 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Is it possible to go on a night out with people without every cunt smashing down coke like a demented bunch of corporate Henry hoovers.
Argued with boss today.
Browsed jobs in the afternoon.
This isn’t what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
Browsed jobs in the afternoon.
This isn’t what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
February 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Argued with boss today.
Browsed jobs in the afternoon.
This isn’t what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
Browsed jobs in the afternoon.
This isn’t what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
Drove to Surrey. Sat in - large room with a bunch of people all wearing headphones. Remind me why we all need to rush back to the office again?
February 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Drove to Surrey. Sat in - large room with a bunch of people all wearing headphones. Remind me why we all need to rush back to the office again?
What time does OJ Simpson come on?
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
What time does OJ Simpson come on?
Number 90 has a figure like my auntie Sandra
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Number 90 has a figure like my auntie Sandra
I don’t really know who Kendrick Lamar is and already don’t want to
February 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I don’t really know who Kendrick Lamar is and already don’t want to
I haven’t liked Philadelphia ever since it gave Tom hanks aids
February 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I haven’t liked Philadelphia ever since it gave Tom hanks aids
Right, over a misunderstanding about what I understood to be dress downs Friday I now have a meeting with HR.
February 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Right, over a misunderstanding about what I understood to be dress downs Friday I now have a meeting with HR.
I’ll be honest I’ve got no idea what the rules of this game are
February 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’ll be honest I’ve got no idea what the rules of this game are