Looks like it doesn't have to be regulation even

So... what I'm seeing is ANA@COL is the game of the night

It's like last season never ended

As someone who follows The Onion, I had to double take to make sure this was real.

There weren't any Finnish goalies over 6' this year I guess?

This reads like an onion headline. It's true though, mostly unlike an onion headline

Planning on doing push-ups after every failed power play... I'm worried this'll be the best exercise I've done in my life.

Those passes by Monty and Stevie were on point !