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· Jul 14
Andrés "Crow" Santillan Trejo | Substack
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I should probably let you know how to find me on Substack. I don't expect money I just want a serious place to write. I'm so sick of TikTok not pushing my stuff, I'm sick of Instagram only pushing racism and porn, I'm sick of Tumblr and their pansy users.
substack.com/@crowlikethe...
substack.com/@crowlikethe...
I love talking to other people with mustaches especially AFABs with PCOS. I just wanna know if everyone else does the Michael Jordan mustache when they shave just for the giggles
July 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I love talking to other people with mustaches especially AFABs with PCOS. I just wanna know if everyone else does the Michael Jordan mustache when they shave just for the giggles
I'm just saying if y'all had let me commit those crimes back when I was in that psychotic fugue state we wouldn't be having half of the issues we are now. I would be in prison or put to death but that is the price I must pay for this world.
July 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I'm just saying if y'all had let me commit those crimes back when I was in that psychotic fugue state we wouldn't be having half of the issues we are now. I would be in prison or put to death but that is the price I must pay for this world.
I love seeing people who truly embrace alt fashion. I don't mean that same damn hoop skirt and harness from Amazon or e-girl makeup. The cashier at the Food Lion had jewels on her face and her locs were tied up like a crown, with some out-there makeup.
July 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I love seeing people who truly embrace alt fashion. I don't mean that same damn hoop skirt and harness from Amazon or e-girl makeup. The cashier at the Food Lion had jewels on her face and her locs were tied up like a crown, with some out-there makeup.
I hope Americans move away from AAVE and adopt Chinese proverbs and Aussie slang. I'm getting sick of little angloids walking around talking like Gucci Mane
July 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I hope Americans move away from AAVE and adopt Chinese proverbs and Aussie slang. I'm getting sick of little angloids walking around talking like Gucci Mane
My neighbor has these loud weekends, as an insomniac i dont lose sleep over it, but i find it rude as hell to the rest of the people in our building. Im gonna start blasting mariachi music at 4 am and see how they fucking like it
July 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
My neighbor has these loud weekends, as an insomniac i dont lose sleep over it, but i find it rude as hell to the rest of the people in our building. Im gonna start blasting mariachi music at 4 am and see how they fucking like it
Words dont hurt people the way they have me but blades sure do. Stop trying to reason with the enemy and start stabbing already!
July 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Words dont hurt people the way they have me but blades sure do. Stop trying to reason with the enemy and start stabbing already!
I love making up atrocious rumors about fictional characters and watching their devotees lose it and try their best to curse me
July 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I love making up atrocious rumors about fictional characters and watching their devotees lose it and try their best to curse me
Facebook groups are the worst places for microcelebrity nonsense. Just because you made an AI meme of yourself and you post every day there doesnt make you a celebrity, I will shove my thumb so deep in your eye socket and see if you're laugh reacting then
July 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Facebook groups are the worst places for microcelebrity nonsense. Just because you made an AI meme of yourself and you post every day there doesnt make you a celebrity, I will shove my thumb so deep in your eye socket and see if you're laugh reacting then
Some days I miss the tiddy bar, a place where drinks are cheap and strong and the women who approach me are upfront about wanting my time and money. Truly a sensory-seeking autistic's heaven.
July 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Some days I miss the tiddy bar, a place where drinks are cheap and strong and the women who approach me are upfront about wanting my time and money. Truly a sensory-seeking autistic's heaven.
I don't care what gender you were born with when we start talking obscure hipster music we both become dudes
July 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don't care what gender you were born with when we start talking obscure hipster music we both become dudes
My Facebook has slowly become drag queens and clowns and I don't know how this happened
July 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My Facebook has slowly become drag queens and clowns and I don't know how this happened
To all the people who watched wrestling growing up shocked that Hulk Hogan passed saying that he was a foundational part of WWE is just wrong, go back and look at his fights, he was kind of shit at the technical parts, he was just loud.
July 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
To all the people who watched wrestling growing up shocked that Hulk Hogan passed saying that he was a foundational part of WWE is just wrong, go back and look at his fights, he was kind of shit at the technical parts, he was just loud.
No one has a more lustful gaze of a female character in a video game than women who devour cozy games and mod them for hairstyles and makeup
July 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
No one has a more lustful gaze of a female character in a video game than women who devour cozy games and mod them for hairstyles and makeup
If there are no more John Lennon haters in the world it's because I died and now I'm in hell tormenting that old fuck
July 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If there are no more John Lennon haters in the world it's because I died and now I'm in hell tormenting that old fuck
"You're the prize" mentality has ruined a lot of people. Some of y'all are a consolation prize. A participation trophy
July 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"You're the prize" mentality has ruined a lot of people. Some of y'all are a consolation prize. A participation trophy
It never gets any less insulting when someone is surprised that I'm right about something I've taken a special interest in.
July 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It never gets any less insulting when someone is surprised that I'm right about something I've taken a special interest in.
I need to remind myself that arguing with dickheads online won't make me a better person but my fingers are getting itchy seeing some of the stupidest people that have never been put in a locker before and I want to be the one to do it. God I wish I could knifefight people over the internet
July 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I need to remind myself that arguing with dickheads online won't make me a better person but my fingers are getting itchy seeing some of the stupidest people that have never been put in a locker before and I want to be the one to do it. God I wish I could knifefight people over the internet
Hanging out with my nephew has shown me that maybe I do want a child. Someone to hang out with while I do my busy work. The poor thing will be privy to my most vulnerable moments and for that reason, I remain sterile
July 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hanging out with my nephew has shown me that maybe I do want a child. Someone to hang out with while I do my busy work. The poor thing will be privy to my most vulnerable moments and for that reason, I remain sterile
I should probably let you know how to find me on Substack. I don't expect money I just want a serious place to write. I'm so sick of TikTok not pushing my stuff, I'm sick of Instagram only pushing racism and porn, I'm sick of Tumblr and their pansy users.
substack.com/@crowlikethe...
substack.com/@crowlikethe...
Andrés "Crow" Santillan Trejo | Substack
substack.com
July 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I should probably let you know how to find me on Substack. I don't expect money I just want a serious place to write. I'm so sick of TikTok not pushing my stuff, I'm sick of Instagram only pushing racism and porn, I'm sick of Tumblr and their pansy users.
substack.com/@crowlikethe...
substack.com/@crowlikethe...
Hey y'all all I'm on Substack. My partner/editor is there so naturally I will be there. I love my partner's writings. They are one of the few people on earth who understand my struggles and their writing reflects that. I remember when we wrote poems about each other and we made love for 3 whole days
July 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hey y'all all I'm on Substack. My partner/editor is there so naturally I will be there. I love my partner's writings. They are one of the few people on earth who understand my struggles and their writing reflects that. I remember when we wrote poems about each other and we made love for 3 whole days
I take a shot any time something I say comes off as scrutinizing the feminine race. I have been drunk for 28 years!
July 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I take a shot any time something I say comes off as scrutinizing the feminine race. I have been drunk for 28 years!
The feminine concept of yearning to me seems to stem from women's (or womyn's) sense of not being enough like their mothers or maybe too much like their mothers. What I'm trying to say is I wouldn't romanticize or sexualize something like penis envy, or father issues. Why is the feminine exempt?
July 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The feminine concept of yearning to me seems to stem from women's (or womyn's) sense of not being enough like their mothers or maybe too much like their mothers. What I'm trying to say is I wouldn't romanticize or sexualize something like penis envy, or father issues. Why is the feminine exempt?
Learning necromancy to bring back dead authors to make them read shit in patois don't PISS ME OFF IM SO SICK OF DIALECTS IN WRITING
July 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Learning necromancy to bring back dead authors to make them read shit in patois don't PISS ME OFF IM SO SICK OF DIALECTS IN WRITING
I have little to no respect for the medical field. Hospitals are disgusting houses of excreta and catty nurses. Their glorified taxis offer nothing but a slightly faster trip to said shit houses and I haven't met a single EMS who doesn't subscribe to brain-dead theories.
July 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I have little to no respect for the medical field. Hospitals are disgusting houses of excreta and catty nurses. Their glorified taxis offer nothing but a slightly faster trip to said shit houses and I haven't met a single EMS who doesn't subscribe to brain-dead theories.
I've had it with this lousy 3d world i want to go back to night city
July 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I've had it with this lousy 3d world i want to go back to night city