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take me with you

i mean true, especially remembering it's supposed to be in german

i dont think theyll change it, theres not really a way to make that sexy to be honest

i have 2 options in my head and both are incredibly unsexy to me. one worse than the other

i would only judge you a little bit if you chose to learn dutch

ofc!!

so badly

im looking on etsy because someone brought up bumper stickers and now im like i need it 🧍

FALL DAMAGE
oh you best believe im stealing that

"the first time i killed a vampire-" linda at the next table is calling the cops overhearing this conversation 😭