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When we would take rides in your American muscle car, I felt American for once in my life, I never felt it again
What kind of pants should I purchase that will make me appear like a put-together wealthy woman, comfortable but chic, ass-hugging of course but not slutty…what kind of pants
June 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
What kind of pants should I purchase that will make me appear like a put-together wealthy woman, comfortable but chic, ass-hugging of course but not slutty…what kind of pants
I don’t do anything anymore only Pilates and day drinking
May 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I don’t do anything anymore only Pilates and day drinking
Life is actually only about swimming in the Atlantic ocean holding hands with your sister like an otter
April 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Life is actually only about swimming in the Atlantic ocean holding hands with your sister like an otter
I think I worry sometimes that I’ll really run away
April 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I think I worry sometimes that I’ll really run away
Just booked a Brazilian wax with classpass points, I’m definitely living in the right generation 🤓🤳
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just booked a Brazilian wax with classpass points, I’m definitely living in the right generation 🤓🤳
Young miss she’s skinny and rich
April 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Young miss she’s skinny and rich
I love being on here talking to absolutely nobody
April 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I love being on here talking to absolutely nobody
Love when the dentist tells me my little mouth is too tight for the big painful xray thing they have to put it in and I say it’s ok I can take it…and she’s like does it hurt babe and I’m like yes lol
April 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Love when the dentist tells me my little mouth is too tight for the big painful xray thing they have to put it in and I say it’s ok I can take it…and she’s like does it hurt babe and I’m like yes lol
I think that the Virgin Suicides is a bad movie
April 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I think that the Virgin Suicides is a bad movie
There’s nothing you can do to stop/divert a man who is already playing video games. Literally nothing I’ve tried everything besides setting his apartment on fire …….📝🤔
April 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
There’s nothing you can do to stop/divert a man who is already playing video games. Literally nothing I’ve tried everything besides setting his apartment on fire …….📝🤔
Jesus fucjing Christ I need to lose 8 lbs
April 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Jesus fucjing Christ I need to lose 8 lbs
Sam’s going through emotional and professional turmoil and I legitimately told him to think ‘what would Goku do’ and he got kinda mad lol
April 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sam’s going through emotional and professional turmoil and I legitimately told him to think ‘what would Goku do’ and he got kinda mad lol
10 years ago I was a pretend graphic designer googling how to do everything and now I’m a real successful industry one lol it’s FUNNY to me
April 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
10 years ago I was a pretend graphic designer googling how to do everything and now I’m a real successful industry one lol it’s FUNNY to me
People I’ve talked to at this tiki bar: drunk Hawaiian auntie and her shy nephew, group of 40 year old men trying to figure out 1099 freelancer taxes
March 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
People I’ve talked to at this tiki bar: drunk Hawaiian auntie and her shy nephew, group of 40 year old men trying to figure out 1099 freelancer taxes
I’m in vegas by myself all night I’m gonna get obliterated
March 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I’m in vegas by myself all night I’m gonna get obliterated
Me and my boyfriend do this thing where he runs all over the country and I have to go and find him and bring him home
March 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Me and my boyfriend do this thing where he runs all over the country and I have to go and find him and bring him home
Hey guys 😗Come with me to lose my keys in the land of opportunity, Sprouts Farmers Market 😏
March 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hey guys 😗Come with me to lose my keys in the land of opportunity, Sprouts Farmers Market 😏
I’m watching Dancer in the Dark and eating steamed broccoli and carrots and drinking plain seltzer water
March 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m watching Dancer in the Dark and eating steamed broccoli and carrots and drinking plain seltzer water
The frequency I’m operating on is so high my vibrations are causing notable disturbances in my surrounding ecosystem
March 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The frequency I’m operating on is so high my vibrations are causing notable disturbances in my surrounding ecosystem
Gaby and I are waiting for a woman from OfferUp in a Walgreens parking lot at 10pm to buy a scary voice changer for $8
March 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Gaby and I are waiting for a woman from OfferUp in a Walgreens parking lot at 10pm to buy a scary voice changer for $8
What’s beta blockers do I need that
March 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
What’s beta blockers do I need that
Fuck the haters who didn’t want this for me
March 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Fuck the haters who didn’t want this for me
You thought he was better bc he gave you 4 onions and I only gave you 1…but you didn’t know he had 100 onions and I only had 4 and now I’m one short for my soup recipe
March 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You thought he was better bc he gave you 4 onions and I only gave you 1…but you didn’t know he had 100 onions and I only had 4 and now I’m one short for my soup recipe
Never take an onion from somebody’s fridge without asking bc even if it looks like they won’t miss it bc they have 4 onions…they might have a plan to make a French onion soup for dinner that very night that requires 4 onions
March 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Never take an onion from somebody’s fridge without asking bc even if it looks like they won’t miss it bc they have 4 onions…they might have a plan to make a French onion soup for dinner that very night that requires 4 onions