Evil Homer
@3vilh0mer.bsky.social
Anything you can do about this Bluetooth?
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Anything you can do about this Bluetooth?
Unless you drop a frozen bird into the deep fryer. When the flames go out, it might (not) be done.
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Unless you drop a frozen bird into the deep fryer. When the flames go out, it might (not) be done.
It may or may not be located in a certain ICS lab in the DMV.
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It may or may not be located in a certain ICS lab in the DMV.
They may be having a promotion with it being Halloween and all. Best to check your company's travel site.
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
They may be having a promotion with it being Halloween and all. Best to check your company's travel site.
The Celery Stalks at Midnight
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The Celery Stalks at Midnight
TFW you're now Project Dad ™️
October 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
TFW you're now Project Dad ™️
The faces when you see Win 2K on the HMI
a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
The faces when you see Win 2K on the HMI
The first hoodie day is also a reminder to roll your passwords to Autumn2026!
October 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The first hoodie day is also a reminder to roll your passwords to Autumn2026!
Patrick Mahomes helped clean up a beer that someone spilled at my DJ booth during a wedding reception.
My wife also has a good one (same event), accidentally drank Travis Kelce's beer.
My wife also has a good one (same event), accidentally drank Travis Kelce's beer.
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Patrick Mahomes helped clean up a beer that someone spilled at my DJ booth during a wedding reception.
My wife also has a good one (same event), accidentally drank Travis Kelce's beer.
My wife also has a good one (same event), accidentally drank Travis Kelce's beer.
,🎶...I was barely middle aged and I was fairly stressed...🎶
September 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
,🎶...I was barely middle aged and I was fairly stressed...🎶
Adjective unnecessary
September 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Adjective unnecessary
Said in the voice of Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition sketch: Amongst my special kinds of procrastination are...
September 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Said in the voice of Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition sketch: Amongst my special kinds of procrastination are...
Friday Saturday better wear a haturday!
August 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Friday Saturday better wear a haturday!
Thank you!! Finally someone else who uses "Svimvear!!! very nice" in casual conversation!
August 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Thank you!! Finally someone else who uses "Svimvear!!! very nice" in casual conversation!
Wasn't there this year, but had a few scorchers walking to the Forum
August 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Wasn't there this year, but had a few scorchers walking to the Forum