seeing the guy i like's instagram likes is gonna make me commit a crime
June 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
seeing the guy i like's instagram likes is gonna make me commit a crime
it's called being madly in love bc im upset about it
June 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
it's called being madly in love bc im upset about it
couples costume idea : cicero and the night mother
June 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
couples costume idea : cicero and the night mother
my dad keeps calling john and hank green "the hank brothers"
June 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
my dad keeps calling john and hank green "the hank brothers"
propaganda im not falling for:
- hypersexuality during ovulation
- starvation mode
- girls being called "pick me" for liking sports
- sparkling water
- hypersexuality during ovulation
- starvation mode
- girls being called "pick me" for liking sports
- sparkling water
June 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
propaganda im not falling for:
- hypersexuality during ovulation
- starvation mode
- girls being called "pick me" for liking sports
- sparkling water
- hypersexuality during ovulation
- starvation mode
- girls being called "pick me" for liking sports
- sparkling water
me when i see a bee outside: AHHHH ITS A DRONE!!!
December 16, 2024 at 3:11 AM
me when i see a bee outside: AHHHH ITS A DRONE!!!
i really want a perfume that smells like sunblock
September 27, 2023 at 1:03 AM
i really want a perfume that smells like sunblock
i like to fall asleep to debate podcasts, because the sound of arguing reminds me of home
August 31, 2023 at 1:31 AM
i like to fall asleep to debate podcasts, because the sound of arguing reminds me of home
does gordon ramsay really need that many tv shows?
August 27, 2023 at 2:47 AM
does gordon ramsay really need that many tv shows?
im like if a teenage boy was a really hot girl
August 20, 2023 at 3:05 AM
im like if a teenage boy was a really hot girl
im a feminist until i have to take the trash out at work
August 15, 2023 at 10:35 PM
im a feminist until i have to take the trash out at work
i use so many paper towels at work, im scared the lorax is gonna kick my ass
August 13, 2023 at 11:02 PM
i use so many paper towels at work, im scared the lorax is gonna kick my ass
i love the taste of rain water in my coffee
August 11, 2023 at 6:17 PM
i love the taste of rain water in my coffee
a sleeve of saltines is the original girl dinner
August 6, 2023 at 6:04 AM
a sleeve of saltines is the original girl dinner
i have a severe diet dr pepper addiction that requires significant medical intervention
August 4, 2023 at 4:35 AM
i have a severe diet dr pepper addiction that requires significant medical intervention
i am jealous of the relationship men have with sandwiches
August 3, 2023 at 5:47 AM
i am jealous of the relationship men have with sandwiches
it's the day i was birthed
August 2, 2023 at 5:48 AM
it's the day i was birthed
men be like, "uhhhh, lemme double knot my shoes"
August 1, 2023 at 6:09 AM
men be like, "uhhhh, lemme double knot my shoes"
i don't trust people who enjoy eggs, there has to be something psychologically wrong with you.
July 27, 2023 at 11:20 AM
i don't trust people who enjoy eggs, there has to be something psychologically wrong with you.
"can you explain this gap in your resume?"
"yeah, i tried to move something in the word document and couldn't figure out how to fix it"
"yeah, i tried to move something in the word document and couldn't figure out how to fix it"
July 26, 2023 at 9:33 PM
"can you explain this gap in your resume?"
"yeah, i tried to move something in the word document and couldn't figure out how to fix it"
"yeah, i tried to move something in the word document and couldn't figure out how to fix it"
what's the difference between a breakfast burrito, and just having a burrito for breakfast?
July 26, 2023 at 12:07 PM
what's the difference between a breakfast burrito, and just having a burrito for breakfast?