3Hoods
@3hoods.itch.io
Time-travelling uberscientist and last living human. Rather weird. Rumoured indie game developer.
Ace Gender-agnostic. He/Him probably.
Ace Gender-agnostic. He/Him probably.
It would have been cool to watch them all going around with their red magaphones.
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It would have been cool to watch them all going around with their red magaphones.
How did that go... whenever a headline asks a question, the answer is always just No.. ?
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How did that go... whenever a headline asks a question, the answer is always just No.. ?
I'm gonna start asking people, "Are you imagining headshotting me with a laser from your nipple right now? No? Alright, just checking."
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'm gonna start asking people, "Are you imagining headshotting me with a laser from your nipple right now? No? Alright, just checking."
We don't have The Raft. We shall have to store him somewhere else.
a large amount of lava is coming out of the ground
Alt: a large amount of lava is coming out of the ground
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
We don't have The Raft. We shall have to store him somewhere else.
This is clearly a Snow Tribble. Don't let her eat too much grain.
a man in a green shirt is surrounded by a pile of meat .
ALT: a man in a green shirt is surrounded by a pile of meat .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is clearly a Snow Tribble. Don't let her eat too much grain.
Under the previous administration, Pete Hegseth looked like a fool. Not anymore. Now, he looks like a giant idiot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Under the previous administration, Pete Hegseth looked like a fool. Not anymore. Now, he looks like a giant idiot.
Two solutions:
1. Make people buy more crap
2. Build an economy that doesn't rest on people buying useless crap.
First one won't work because we're too poor, second is too inconvenient for the wealthy.
Oh well.. R.I.P. Economy, I guess.
1. Make people buy more crap
2. Build an economy that doesn't rest on people buying useless crap.
First one won't work because we're too poor, second is too inconvenient for the wealthy.
Oh well.. R.I.P. Economy, I guess.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Two solutions:
1. Make people buy more crap
2. Build an economy that doesn't rest on people buying useless crap.
First one won't work because we're too poor, second is too inconvenient for the wealthy.
Oh well.. R.I.P. Economy, I guess.
1. Make people buy more crap
2. Build an economy that doesn't rest on people buying useless crap.
First one won't work because we're too poor, second is too inconvenient for the wealthy.
Oh well.. R.I.P. Economy, I guess.
My phone is 7 or 8 years old, and I'm only looking at replacing it now because I think the battery is failing.
The phone I would hypothetically replace it with is no improvement at all.... more megapixels, who cares.
The phone I would hypothetically replace it with is no improvement at all.... more megapixels, who cares.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My phone is 7 or 8 years old, and I'm only looking at replacing it now because I think the battery is failing.
The phone I would hypothetically replace it with is no improvement at all.... more megapixels, who cares.
The phone I would hypothetically replace it with is no improvement at all.... more megapixels, who cares.
"Stop being poor", levels of dumb.
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"Stop being poor", levels of dumb.
Then, unless you are retailing Arby's sauce packs, I concur that this is an abnormal number of these sauce packs to have.
Your workplace has a sauce problem.
Your workplace has a sauce problem.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Then, unless you are retailing Arby's sauce packs, I concur that this is an abnormal number of these sauce packs to have.
Your workplace has a sauce problem.
Your workplace has a sauce problem.
I think we have to ask now, do you work at an Arby's?
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I think we have to ask now, do you work at an Arby's?
I read this as "more people should have harpies in them", and was like, "sure, I'm down with having more harpies in my blood!"
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I read this as "more people should have harpies in them", and was like, "sure, I'm down with having more harpies in my blood!"
Alberta has always been the part of Canada that is most like, and most wants to be like, the USA. You can count on Smith to follow the Republican lead.
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Alberta has always been the part of Canada that is most like, and most wants to be like, the USA. You can count on Smith to follow the Republican lead.
The experience is a bit more than fifteen minutes of not understanding anything.
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The experience is a bit more than fifteen minutes of not understanding anything.
We made "a website that encourages you to self harm", now how can we make that worse? Put it in a teddy bear, of course!
The next step has to be animatronics.
The next step has to be animatronics.
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM
We made "a website that encourages you to self harm", now how can we make that worse? Put it in a teddy bear, of course!
The next step has to be animatronics.
The next step has to be animatronics.
At this point we may as well make it a direct challenge:
Ok, techbros, invent the absolute worst possible thing, ever. I dare you.
Ok, techbros, invent the absolute worst possible thing, ever. I dare you.
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
At this point we may as well make it a direct challenge:
Ok, techbros, invent the absolute worst possible thing, ever. I dare you.
Ok, techbros, invent the absolute worst possible thing, ever. I dare you.
Sudden blast of nostalgia.......
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sudden blast of nostalgia.......