This news has 80% of the military doing reverse image searches for possible meanings on tattoos they chose decades ago. Luckily I’m in the clear. I don’t know about the four other guys I served with.

Don’t open your God damn phone in a movie theater!

Why all the “free groceries” talk earlier? It makes you seem disingenuous.

We kicked Kurt Schrader’s bought ass out a couple years ago.

Netanyahu himself has been propping up Hamas in order to stifle a Palestinian state.

What? In what universe?

Why do all your posts have the same info in the 1. Post 2. Article Title 3. Caption? What’s the point of putting it all in there 3 times? It makes me think there’s nothing substantial to read by clicking the link. Every single post.

I couldn’t afford those kids anyway.

I’m not saying I’d kill the man, but I understand ~ Chris Rock

I think we’re missing the magical opportunity to refer to them as “bleets”.