This is where I post from

*gulp*

My former bearded protege is snitching on me.

You only think you know...

@mattdoyle.bsky.social, @tombogert.bsky.social, et al. You have been warned!

#SoccerGenius
#343Percent
#ProRelforUSA
#Rondos
#ShutUpAndDribble

Do you think you know? Do you want to know about the global standard of soccer? Are you sure you want to know what you're thinking about?

Then join my program. I have developed studs like Xuxuh, Ulysses Llanez, Alex Mendez and so on...

@tombogert.bsky.social, @davisjason.bsky.social and all other MLS media shills are of the reasons why my lover, Elon Musk has been getting flak.

Nevertheless, my soccer coaching programs persists!

#FreeSpeechForTheeNotForMe
#BestSoccerAgent
#IAmAGenius
#NotAFraud
#Rondos
#Futbol
#ProbeSmell4USA

Two compromised and corrupt men.

Everyone knows I look more dapper than these two.

#Freedom
#Rondos
#ProSmellforUSA

This includes the compromised US Soccer media. My genius triumphs all.

You only think you know!

#ProbeSmellforUSA

Freedom, merit, and opportunity.

(Unless if you're a woman)

Elon the true GOAT, unlike those in the lamestream US Soccer media!

I would like to thank my hero, Elmo Musk.