3EwoksInACoat
@3ewoksinacoat.bsky.social
Former world's youngest person. Life is short, so drive fast and leave a sexy corpse - that's one of my mottos
Me at the start of the game: "Seeing Reimer again brings back memories!"
Me at the end of the game: "Seeing Reimer again brings back memories..."
Me at the end of the game: "Seeing Reimer again brings back memories..."
October 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Me at the start of the game: "Seeing Reimer again brings back memories!"
Me at the end of the game: "Seeing Reimer again brings back memories..."
Me at the end of the game: "Seeing Reimer again brings back memories..."
This is about as nobody as it gets.
Who cares who the super bowl act is? No one is forcing you to watch it. Truth is, mainland Americans are already watching; Bad Bunny can appeal to a wider audience and potentially bring new viewers. That's the point of the act.
Who cares who the super bowl act is? No one is forcing you to watch it. Truth is, mainland Americans are already watching; Bad Bunny can appeal to a wider audience and potentially bring new viewers. That's the point of the act.
October 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is about as nobody as it gets.
Who cares who the super bowl act is? No one is forcing you to watch it. Truth is, mainland Americans are already watching; Bad Bunny can appeal to a wider audience and potentially bring new viewers. That's the point of the act.
Who cares who the super bowl act is? No one is forcing you to watch it. Truth is, mainland Americans are already watching; Bad Bunny can appeal to a wider audience and potentially bring new viewers. That's the point of the act.
Did anyone check the tariff shelf?
October 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Did anyone check the tariff shelf?
Is it "flow-till-a" or "flow-tee-ah"?
Either way, they knew this would happen. This is the outcome they wanted for their performative stunt. And Israel continued to expose themselves as monsters - what's the worst that would happen if they reached Gaza?
Either way, they knew this would happen. This is the outcome they wanted for their performative stunt. And Israel continued to expose themselves as monsters - what's the worst that would happen if they reached Gaza?
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Is it "flow-till-a" or "flow-tee-ah"?
Either way, they knew this would happen. This is the outcome they wanted for their performative stunt. And Israel continued to expose themselves as monsters - what's the worst that would happen if they reached Gaza?
Either way, they knew this would happen. This is the outcome they wanted for their performative stunt. And Israel continued to expose themselves as monsters - what's the worst that would happen if they reached Gaza?
He's a franchise killer
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
He's a franchise killer
How did they pull it over? Are they programmed to pull over if they detect sirens?
October 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
How did they pull it over? Are they programmed to pull over if they detect sirens?
This is what plays, though. The public doesn't care as much about what's actually going on as much as the juicy gossip and conspiracies. Dems have been slow to catch on. It's like wrestling the 90s - Dems are WCW and the GOP is WWE.
October 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is what plays, though. The public doesn't care as much about what's actually going on as much as the juicy gossip and conspiracies. Dems have been slow to catch on. It's like wrestling the 90s - Dems are WCW and the GOP is WWE.
So, the immigrants are eating our pets and stealing our hospital resources, jobs, and Super Bowl tickets?
October 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So, the immigrants are eating our pets and stealing our hospital resources, jobs, and Super Bowl tickets?
Biden wasn't transparent because he was withholding an entertaining Twitter account?
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Biden wasn't transparent because he was withholding an entertaining Twitter account?
If I were Jeffries, I'd start posting memes of Trump being a pedo and Vance and his couch. Just jokes, right?
October 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If I were Jeffries, I'd start posting memes of Trump being a pedo and Vance and his couch. Just jokes, right?
Is there not a parallel here with people vacationing in the US? It probably wouldn't be a good look for tourism if hospitals refused to provide emergency treatment to tourists - especially considering how dangerous the US can be. You can't always get their benefit coverage info first in an emergency
October 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Is there not a parallel here with people vacationing in the US? It probably wouldn't be a good look for tourism if hospitals refused to provide emergency treatment to tourists - especially considering how dangerous the US can be. You can't always get their benefit coverage info first in an emergency
Surely hospitals have this data and can provide it. Is anyone asking them?
October 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Surely hospitals have this data and can provide it. Is anyone asking them?
He's going to lose his mind when the Jays win the world series
September 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
He's going to lose his mind when the Jays win the world series
There's a nonzero chance they start ordering fooding to be delivered to their location just so they can arrest the driver
September 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
There's a nonzero chance they start ordering fooding to be delivered to their location just so they can arrest the driver
No no no. Let's win comfortably tomorrow. I want a 7 run win. None of this nailbiter 9th crap.
September 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
No no no. Let's win comfortably tomorrow. I want a 7 run win. None of this nailbiter 9th crap.
I don't mind this if he's just a bench warmer and only gets action if it's midgame relief. Any starts, though, should go to Hildeby.
September 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I don't mind this if he's just a bench warmer and only gets action if it's midgame relief. Any starts, though, should go to Hildeby.
Maybe he's not actually a human. Could be a cross breed or something.
September 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Maybe he's not actually a human. Could be a cross breed or something.