*Me looking at the toilet bowl While pissing* Yeah my dick made that

If you like lick the beans of the is plate, you can have nothing in return.

This mosquito sucking me off bout to have it's tiny insect brain reduced to molecules after experiencing the raw divine punishment of 6 full cans of white monster coursing through my capillarie pathways. Welcome to hell you needle faced bitch

Jared fogle has the curse of midas, but instead of gold he turns everything he touches into CP

This is what 78 year old midas saw when he looked down

Thought about something I did in the past and saw a physical sign that said -2 on it. God is a mother fucker

White guy gong sound is a metal pan lid falling in the McDonald's

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If nobody else got you, you know New Blood got you 🩸

The target demographic of Naruto is actual fucking amoeba