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His wife Dorothy (1919-2005) had about 200 pet peeves (having a fat sausage roll of a dog at the table was not one of them), but the greatest of all was referring to her as Grandma instead of Grandmother.
January 23, 2026 at 11:41 PM
His wife Dorothy (1919-2005) had about 200 pet peeves (having a fat sausage roll of a dog at the table was not one of them), but the greatest of all was referring to her as Grandma instead of Grandmother.
The one thing that pissed Wilbur (1913-2001) off more than anything was loitering in his narrow 1950s Levittown style kitchen while he was trying to prepare food or clean up. GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN, POTATO-HEAD.
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The one thing that pissed Wilbur (1913-2001) off more than anything was loitering in his narrow 1950s Levittown style kitchen while he was trying to prepare food or clean up. GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN, POTATO-HEAD.
I do like that the temperature starts falling at 2 pm today and doesn't stop falling for almost 48 hours, time to weatherize the cats
January 23, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I do like that the temperature starts falling at 2 pm today and doesn't stop falling for almost 48 hours, time to weatherize the cats
Every White House press secretary briefing now (cc: @ditzkoff.bsky.social)
January 23, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Every White House press secretary briefing now (cc: @ditzkoff.bsky.social)
We're bigger than U.S. Steel!
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 PM
We're bigger than U.S. Steel!
Just putting this juxtaposition here in case people actually wanted a 3rd grade-level performative Democratic nominee who actually wants nothing done to the status quo.
January 22, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Just putting this juxtaposition here in case people actually wanted a 3rd grade-level performative Democratic nominee who actually wants nothing done to the status quo.
Then (1994) and now (2023), looking as good as ever with his wife Nashormeh (and son Damiri in the second photo)
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Then (1994) and now (2023), looking as good as ever with his wife Nashormeh (and son Damiri in the second photo)
In most other contexts this would be seen as solar eclipse-level shade thrown at an ineffectual gibbering idiot with uncorrected personality traits, but in CNBC's (or the NYT's) case, it's WE GOT AN INTERVIEW AND HE SAID SOMETHING.
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 AM
In most other contexts this would be seen as solar eclipse-level shade thrown at an ineffectual gibbering idiot with uncorrected personality traits, but in CNBC's (or the NYT's) case, it's WE GOT AN INTERVIEW AND HE SAID SOMETHING.
Snowball: (Rick James voice) Fuck yo desk and computer accessories.
January 21, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Snowball: (Rick James voice) Fuck yo desk and computer accessories.
Remember having a Solicitor General that didn't sound like the dumbest person on the planet because she actually had the facts and the law on her side (and was one of the top attorneys in the country besides?)
January 21, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Remember having a Solicitor General that didn't sound like the dumbest person on the planet because she actually had the facts and the law on her side (and was one of the top attorneys in the country besides?)
Hopefully Season Five won't be... Too Short a Season
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Hopefully Season Five won't be... Too Short a Season
You just need this sign and a muzak recording of The Girl From Ipanema.
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
You just need this sign and a muzak recording of The Girl From Ipanema.
Pray for our state's shitty electrical grid and my ability to run out and get groceries before the panic buying starts. These are like warm spring days for Austin, Minnesota but we're talking Austin, Texas here
January 20, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Pray for our state's shitty electrical grid and my ability to run out and get groceries before the panic buying starts. These are like warm spring days for Austin, Minnesota but we're talking Austin, Texas here
Don't worry everyone things are about to get a lot better
January 20, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Don't worry everyone things are about to get a lot better
PICTURED: Me and the cat in the crib, sometime around episode 75.
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 AM
PICTURED: Me and the cat in the crib, sometime around episode 75.
Me and my technical team, analyzing engagement statistics across various social media platforms
January 20, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Me and my technical team, analyzing engagement statistics across various social media platforms
I'm only up to 1988! So behind! P.S. There are eight of them
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I'm only up to 1988! So behind! P.S. There are eight of them
250 Years Into The Thousand Year Reich. Frueliche Sonntag, Deutschland. "Familie unter Belagerung" -- Hans Schweitzer
January 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM
250 Years Into The Thousand Year Reich. Frueliche Sonntag, Deutschland. "Familie unter Belagerung" -- Hans Schweitzer
ONE SIMPLE TRICK for improbably pulling out a 4th quarter victory against the Patriots
January 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
ONE SIMPLE TRICK for improbably pulling out a 4th quarter victory against the Patriots
Just to let you know, it's not being advertised at all. The several promos on the 60 Minutes feed feature some Italian billionaire interview, and the TV guide I use which usually details the segments has no detail at all.
January 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Just to let you know, it's not being advertised at all. The several promos on the 60 Minutes feed feature some Italian billionaire interview, and the TV guide I use which usually details the segments has no detail at all.
(Grace Jones voice)
Warm
Tabby cat
Warm
Tabby Cat
See the stripey paws
See the needle claws
See the stripey paws
See the needle claws
Warm
Tabby Cat
Warm
Tabby cat
Warm
Tabby Cat
See the stripey paws
See the needle claws
See the stripey paws
See the needle claws
Warm
Tabby Cat
January 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
(Grace Jones voice)
Warm
Tabby cat
Warm
Tabby Cat
See the stripey paws
See the needle claws
See the stripey paws
See the needle claws
Warm
Tabby Cat
Warm
Tabby cat
Warm
Tabby Cat
See the stripey paws
See the needle claws
See the stripey paws
See the needle claws
Warm
Tabby Cat
(high pitched voice) This looks like a job for (low-pitched voice) Captain Spray-On
January 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
(high pitched voice) This looks like a job for (low-pitched voice) Captain Spray-On
They needed to have an Xmas release so moviegoer(s) could accrue the holiday cheer from her Slovenian Orphan Blood Tree display.
January 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
They needed to have an Xmas release so moviegoer(s) could accrue the holiday cheer from her Slovenian Orphan Blood Tree display.
11 years of scientific observation have now confirmed that Snowball does not intrinsically prefer either one of my bedroom office chairs, just whatever one I'm in. Here are the two main steps: (1) wait like a gargoyle at my feet until I get up (2) jump in chair.
January 18, 2026 at 2:22 AM
11 years of scientific observation have now confirmed that Snowball does not intrinsically prefer either one of my bedroom office chairs, just whatever one I'm in. Here are the two main steps: (1) wait like a gargoyle at my feet until I get up (2) jump in chair.