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33gnocchi.bsky.social
Mika Mouse's Clubhouse
@33gnocchi.bsky.social
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ROC 🌸

Still in my "holy shit this bitch is legitimately crazy" era
Yo I bet whoever invented ice cream is getting mad pussy rn
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Back on Bluesky after like a year and a half hiatus and my takeaway from looking at my old posts is I have a much wetter pussy now,
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 AM
What if we did screenmaxxing but none of the screens had porn on them. Sfw gooning.
February 20, 2024 at 7:37 AM
I love how there's no pretense with weed. Like you walk into a total wine buying enough alcohol to kill a horse and you have to lie through your teeth about how you like the terroir or some shit. In a dispensary you just go up to a counter like hello what will get me fucking blasted for $20
December 29, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Fuck astrology how do you draw your ASCII smiley face
December 29, 2023 at 6:16 AM
Marvel character: *gets graphically actually sexually assaulted on screen*

"Well *that* just happened 😏"
November 26, 2023 at 8:34 PM
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This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century

It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society

Please direct people to this version
November 11, 2023 at 9:20 PM
It's month 11 of the year of embracing the cringe and I have ingested an actual dog treat, yes for fetish purposes

Honestly didn't taste bad enough to feel all that degrading LMAO
November 13, 2023 at 6:12 AM
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Reminder i do have a special opening day promo going on my fansly 2 free weeks! This is going on for another week so be sure to get in there while the water is hot 🖤🧡 fans.ly/subscription...
November 12, 2023 at 4:12 AM
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Heey its sex worker Saturday! And i need a little help paying some bills primarily my phone so i'd appreciate some help! I only need $50 fans.ly/Azureclover
Side note: new content drop on the fansly sometime tonight so be on the lookout for that!!
See you later lovelies 🩵
November 11, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Pokemon Valerate and Cyprionate
September 22, 2023 at 12:47 PM
That joke people make about how we can't have a plane of furries because a crash would cripple our IT infrastructure is true with disaster queers and barista jobs. The economy would crumple overnight because people in high power jobs wouldn't be able to get a decent dirty chai before work
September 9, 2023 at 10:13 AM
Peripheral Vision may be the last great rock album of our time. Always have to put it on as soon as PSL season starts :)
August 28, 2023 at 6:18 AM
Finished Ubik a few days ago, and to shamelessly borrow a gamer term it made me want to 100% dicks's novels. I've still been processing the experience but my biggest point is how well the book seems to mimic the logic and structure of dreams. Definitely something to come back to.

💙📚👀
August 10, 2023 at 4:38 AM
Finished reading Dick's A Scanner Darkly last night and BOY did the ending fuck me up something fierce. Maybe it's because a lot of the themes are very personal to me but I don't think I've ever cried that hard at a book. I've tried to start two other books today and it's still on my mind💙📚👀
August 2, 2023 at 4:39 AM
Logging on to check out the Not Just Bikes drama and seeing a bunch of urbanists with furry pfps (based, for the record) just eviscerate him encapsulates everything I missed about old Twitter
August 1, 2023 at 3:09 PM
My favorite part of living in the DC area is that everybody thinks they know what they're talking about. It's great. All you have to do is say out loud that you didn't understand a David Lynch movie and like 50 weird guys and queers will come out of the woodwork to explain it to you.
July 30, 2023 at 1:13 AM
So does everybody else basically do a drug fueled version of Tom Hanks in Risky Business all night wherever their roommates are out of town or is that just me
July 29, 2023 at 9:41 AM