Yo I bet whoever invented ice cream is getting mad pussy rn

Back on Bluesky after like a year and a half hiatus and my takeaway from looking at my old posts is I have a much wetter pussy now,

What if we did screenmaxxing but none of the screens had porn on them. Sfw gooning.

I love how there's no pretense with weed. Like you walk into a total wine buying enough alcohol to kill a horse and you have to lie through your teeth about how you like the terroir or some shit. In a dispensary you just go up to a counter like hello what will get me fucking blasted for $20

Fuck astrology how do you draw your ASCII smiley face

Marvel character: *gets graphically actually sexually assaulted on screen*

"Well *that* just happened 😏"

This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century

It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society

Please direct people to this version

It's month 11 of the year of embracing the cringe and I have ingested an actual dog treat, yes for fetish purposes

Honestly didn't taste bad enough to feel all that degrading LMAO

Reminder i do have a special opening day promo going on my fansly 2 free weeks! This is going on for another week so be sure to get in there while the water is hot 🖤🧡 fans.ly/subscription...

Heey its sex worker Saturday! And i need a little help paying some bills primarily my phone so i'd appreciate some help! I only need $50 fans.ly/Azureclover
Side note: new content drop on the fansly sometime tonight so be on the lookout for that!!
See you later lovelies 🩵

Pokemon Valerate and Cyprionate

That joke people make about how we can't have a plane of furries because a crash would cripple our IT infrastructure is true with disaster queers and barista jobs. The economy would crumple overnight because people in high power jobs wouldn't be able to get a decent dirty chai before work

Peripheral Vision may be the last great rock album of our time. Always have to put it on as soon as PSL season starts :)

Finished Ubik a few days ago, and to shamelessly borrow a gamer term it made me want to 100% dicks's novels. I've still been processing the experience but my biggest point is how well the book seems to mimic the logic and structure of dreams. Definitely something to come back to.

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Finished reading Dick's A Scanner Darkly last night and BOY did the ending fuck me up something fierce. Maybe it's because a lot of the themes are very personal to me but I don't think I've ever cried that hard at a book. I've tried to start two other books today and it's still on my mind💙📚👀

Logging on to check out the Not Just Bikes drama and seeing a bunch of urbanists with furry pfps (based, for the record) just eviscerate him encapsulates everything I missed about old Twitter

My favorite part of living in the DC area is that everybody thinks they know what they're talking about. It's great. All you have to do is say out loud that you didn't understand a David Lynch movie and like 50 weird guys and queers will come out of the woodwork to explain it to you.

So does everybody else basically do a drug fueled version of Tom Hanks in Risky Business all night wherever their roommates are out of town or is that just me