This is funny as hell, but also why is Tom Brady starting to look like the old man from Poltergeist 2?

"GAWWWD IS NEEEAAAARHHH"

He ok?

My girl next to baby Robert Irwin. Teri and my mom are from the same small town. I want blood tests.

Still alive, killing time at the cemetery #loml

Best part of 🍃 Thanksgiving:

I feel like I'm the only one without a Taylor lock screen but it's my dog Josie and a couple of my chickens Betty (black) and Wanda (red).

My pfp is my chicken Agnes as the Rep album. I did several album covers with chickens but my TTPD chicken, Taylor Swift aka Swizzle, sadly passed away recently and I'm not sure I want to finish the series now. #ripSwizzle #chickens #taylorswift

New SECDEF doesn't believe in germs. I wonder who's gonna be Surgeon General...

Same night, almost same score!