cause let's be real: the reason bsky took off in the first place is because Jack Dorsey was involved in it's early days

elon musk somehow convinced all of us that dorsey ISN'T a total hack

i never even considered this. makes sense that the site's code would be all AI generated despite it's supposed "anti AI" stance"

we live in a post scratch universe

Friend Inside Me

I thought Ganondorf was his last name and he was named Jack Ganondorf or something

and if you're really concerned about people questioning your gender because of this, google "guy with long hair", pick a haircut from the results and tell em "I'm growing my hair out for this cut"

In my experience, people don't question me when I tell them that I'm growing my hair out and are instead just kinda insistent that I get it cut anyways. So I insist back at them that I'm not gonna cut my hair, or tell them "fine, I'm cutting my hair" and shave instead.

What if you stubbornly refuse to get a haircut?

I'm not Kris BUT I'M CHARA
PREPARE TO BE GENOCIDED