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Refuge from that one letter. I miss dos games and the early internet.
Airlines have spent years, years (!) shrinking the size of seats and spacing such that being on a plane is more like being placed in an interrogative stress position, but it's our fault for not dressing like Don Draper when traveling. Mmhm.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Airlines have spent years, years (!) shrinking the size of seats and spacing such that being on a plane is more like being placed in an interrogative stress position, but it's our fault for not dressing like Don Draper when traveling. Mmhm.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
A field of light near Paso Robles.
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
A field of light near Paso Robles.
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was juuuuust PEACHY
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Dawwww, BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Dawwww, BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was juuuuust PEACHY
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Dawwww, BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Dawwww, BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT
By "sleeping on" they mean "sleeping with" vis-a-vis the couch
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
By "sleeping on" they mean "sleeping with" vis-a-vis the couch
More like Saudi Clown Prince
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
More like Saudi Clown Prince
If ever an opportunity arose to give a dirty look while saying, "bless your heart" this is it
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If ever an opportunity arose to give a dirty look while saying, "bless your heart" this is it
Rogue Brewing closing up because of unpaid taxes and rent is the most Rogue thing ever
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Rogue Brewing closing up because of unpaid taxes and rent is the most Rogue thing ever
Ok so what hairbrained thing will Trump's people come up with to get the media off Epstein this time?
Shoot all of our trash into the sun?
Announce a Trump-branded version of the TI-83?
Invade a country that 99% of his supporters couldn't find on a map?
Withdraw from NATO?
Shoot all of our trash into the sun?
Announce a Trump-branded version of the TI-83?
Invade a country that 99% of his supporters couldn't find on a map?
Withdraw from NATO?
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ok so what hairbrained thing will Trump's people come up with to get the media off Epstein this time?
Shoot all of our trash into the sun?
Announce a Trump-branded version of the TI-83?
Invade a country that 99% of his supporters couldn't find on a map?
Withdraw from NATO?
Shoot all of our trash into the sun?
Announce a Trump-branded version of the TI-83?
Invade a country that 99% of his supporters couldn't find on a map?
Withdraw from NATO?
Can't wait for Mike Johnson to not swear in the new Dem rep in the house for some bullshit nonsense reason so we can't even refocus on Epstein after giving up the whole fight for *checks notes* nothing at all
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Can't wait for Mike Johnson to not swear in the new Dem rep in the house for some bullshit nonsense reason so we can't even refocus on Epstein after giving up the whole fight for *checks notes* nothing at all
It's a sandwich! Two slices of bread and some meat! And it doesn't even have bacon on it!
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's a sandwich! Two slices of bread and some meat! And it doesn't even have bacon on it!
Played quite possibly the best gig of my life tonight at Starday. Standing room only. Singalong to all the 8th grade me tunes. I wanna be back next year.
One shot I took of the band after us.
One shot I took of the band after us.
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Played quite possibly the best gig of my life tonight at Starday. Standing room only. Singalong to all the 8th grade me tunes. I wanna be back next year.
One shot I took of the band after us.
One shot I took of the band after us.
Violent J has more personal accountability and integrity than (duh) 99% of our [pick your organization] government
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Violent J has more personal accountability and integrity than (duh) 99% of our [pick your organization] government
FWIW the whole Don't Obey Frog thing is like... that's Portland. Weird funny zany shit like that that suddenly becomes culturally significant, that's why I'm here.
I feel we lost that thread for a while, or maybe all the city's other issues masked it.
I feel we lost that thread for a while, or maybe all the city's other issues masked it.
October 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
FWIW the whole Don't Obey Frog thing is like... that's Portland. Weird funny zany shit like that that suddenly becomes culturally significant, that's why I'm here.
I feel we lost that thread for a while, or maybe all the city's other issues masked it.
I feel we lost that thread for a while, or maybe all the city's other issues masked it.
Have I made a mockery of a culture like the
October 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Have I made a mockery of a culture like the
I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!
October 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!
Seriously, whoever the next Dem Presidential nominee ends up being, they need to hire Zohran's social media team
October 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Seriously, whoever the next Dem Presidential nominee ends up being, they need to hire Zohran's social media team
Dial up ending and a government shutting down... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
September 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Dial up ending and a government shutting down... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Ok lmao, lol (with respect to those who used to work there) but the Spirit Halloween occupying the very recently vacated Joann Fabric space in Tigard is peak internet meme come to life.
Like I literally did a double take to make sure it wasn't CGI, and this was AS I WAS DRIVING PAST
Like I literally did a double take to make sure it wasn't CGI, and this was AS I WAS DRIVING PAST
September 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ok lmao, lol (with respect to those who used to work there) but the Spirit Halloween occupying the very recently vacated Joann Fabric space in Tigard is peak internet meme come to life.
Like I literally did a double take to make sure it wasn't CGI, and this was AS I WAS DRIVING PAST
Like I literally did a double take to make sure it wasn't CGI, and this was AS I WAS DRIVING PAST
Reposted by M
Reading the headline: Nelson's first "Ha"
Seeing who the author is: Nelson's second "Ha"
Seeing who the author is: Nelson's second "Ha"
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Reading the headline: Nelson's first "Ha"
Seeing who the author is: Nelson's second "Ha"
Seeing who the author is: Nelson's second "Ha"