Or, an option to reduce noise cancellation and increase background noise when a call goes on for too long.

Lapidarist would go in the top right corner

That would be the perfect place for a "Report a Bug" button

Mir space station circa 1998

"a knuckle's depth of blood and ash"??? ffs Americans will measure with anything but the metric system

BREAKING: politician reportedly a "chill dude" who promises not to violate your constitutional rights

The left hand instinctively reaches towards House of Commons Procedure and Practice (3rd Ed.), kept close by for just such an occasion. The right hand, knowing better than to respond in good faith to a shitpost, quickly slaps the left hand away.

Ugh, what's next? Pope Cancer?

Up here, we call that the Tim Hortons breakfast wrap 💪🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🔥👊

devastated to learn that Portugal.

First as tragedy, second as Luigi

Roxanne by The Police

I remember when maroon 5 was used as a food dye