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Hello! I'm Jake. I've been covering the Detroit Red Wings since 2018. Now, I'm back with more coverage from 313 Hockey!

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There are 5 types of Red Wings fans. You are one of them.

www.313hockey.com/p/the-5-type...

#lgrw #redwings
The 5 types of Wings fans
I regret to inform you that you're on this list
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August 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
No one is more capable of a comeback next season than Andrew Copp.

My thoughts: www.313hockey.com/p/why-andrew...

#lgrw
Why Andrew Copp will bounce back
Detroit Red Wings center Andrew Copp ended the season early last year with an injury. This is why he's Comeback Candidate #1.
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August 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Gonna start a thread of relevant posts (adding onto it with each concurrent article!)

First: Let's be real here. A lot of the "Fire Yzerman" crowd would rather see the team fail than succeed.

My thoughts: 313hockey.substack.com/p/you-will-n...
You will never be happy
Stop pretending like you want the Red Wings to succeed
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July 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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For those of you who know me: It's great to (virtually) see you again!

For those who don't: My name is Jake! I write for 313 Hockey, my slow descent into madness covering the Detroit Red Wings. Subscribing is FREE (and it always will be)

Let's go crazy together!

#lgrw
July 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What if the Red Wings made a move for Erik Karlsson? 313hockey.substack.com/p/red-wings-...

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Should the Red Wings trade for Erik Karlsson?
The Pittsburgh Penguins are listening to offers on Erik Karlsson. Should the Detroit Red Wings entertain a trade?
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June 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What should Steve Yzerman prioritize this offseason?

The opinions of a random guy on the Internet, of course!

313hockey.substack.com/p/steve-yzer...
Steve Yzerman's offseason checklist
If the Detroit Red Wings want to make the playoffs next season, general manager Steve Yzerman needs to follow this checklist:
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June 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The NHL draft:
May 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Have you ever encountered a take so horrible, so downright mind-numbing that it keeps you up at night?

Share the worst hockey ones you've ever seen ⬇️:
April 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We are approaching Nightmare Scenario territory.

You're either getting a 1st round exit, or a 13th overall pick.

What do you do?

My thoughts:

313hockey.substack.com/p/give-me-so...
Give me something to believe in
I think I'm in a toxic relationship with the Detroit Red Wings
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April 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It is Jake's birthday today. Please say something nice to or about him (or better yet, subscribe to 313 Hockey) or he'll start crying
March 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The Detroit Red Wings are having an identity crisis.

313hockey.substack.com/p/the-detroi...

#nhl #hockey #redwings #lgrw
The Detroit Red Wings have no identity
The current formula just isn't working anymore.
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March 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Reposted by 313 Hockey
Hello! I'm Jake. I've been covering the Detroit Red Wings since 2018. Now, I'm back with more coverage from 313 Hockey!

Subscribe today to receive:
🚨 Gameday coverage
🚨 Trade/free agency analyses
🚨 Opinion pieces
🚨 ...and much more!

Visit my bio to subscribe for free!

🏒🥅🗑️🔥

#hockey #lgrw
March 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Did some diplomacy with the Ottawa Senators and I think we've reached a consensus: united in our hatred of Leafs fans.

This is my story: 313hockey.substack.com/p/i-lost-my-...

#lgrw #hockey #nhl #gosensgo
I lost my mind at the Wings-Sens fan summit
Detroit Red Wings and Ottawa Senators fans united in a guest podcast regarding the NHL trade deadline, Petr Mrazek, and more.
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March 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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If you still think the Red Wings should've gone all-in during the trade deadline, I'm gonna need you to sit down for a moment:

313hockey.substack.com/p/this-is-wh...

#lgrw #redwings #hockey #nhl
This is why we don't get nice things
I'm afraid I have lost my mind
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March 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you still think the Red Wings should've gone all-in during the trade deadline, I'm gonna need you to sit down for a moment:

313hockey.substack.com/p/this-is-wh...

#lgrw #redwings #hockey #nhl
This is why we don't get nice things
I'm afraid I have lost my mind
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March 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm going to lose my mind
March 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Look at my team dog we’re getting nothing
March 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hello! I'm Jake. I've been covering the Detroit Red Wings since 2018. Now, I'm back with more coverage from 313 Hockey!

Subscribe today to receive:
🚨 Gameday coverage
🚨 Trade/free agency analyses
🚨 Opinion pieces
🚨 ...and much more!

Visit my bio to subscribe for free!

🏒🥅🗑️🔥

#hockey #lgrw
March 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
So excited to see Mazzy Star’s debut in Detroit
March 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Should the Red Wings buy, sell, or stand pat this trade deadline?

My thoughts:

313hockey.substack.com/p/red-wings-...

#lgrw #redwings #hockey
Red Wings 2025 trade deadline: Buy, sell, or stand pat?
The Red Wings collapsed in March? Again? This is a scheduled post
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March 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Carter Mazur is on the call-up!
March 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM