Arnold Judas Rimmer
banner
31337.bsky.social
Arnold Judas Rimmer
@31337.bsky.social
Stoke me a Clippy, I'll be back for breakfast.

Sometimes antisocial, always antifascist. Hot takes only.

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.

I also like old-timey computers and cameras.

Filling your dirs full of zero day warez since the 90s.
Real late to the party on this one, but talk about a deep cut piece of #Canadiana seeing a Téléfrançais! reference when watching Wayward on Netflix…
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Not to mention the thousands of additional Covid deaths in the USA that are 100% on his hands.

Oh, and he’s a fluffer for Bill Clinton apparently to boot.
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This one is just too bizarre.

I don't want to know what kind of fucked-up billionaire sequence of events could possibly end with Donald Trump giving Bill Clinton a casual blowie, but I won't be surprised if this turns out to be 100% true.

But also, DONALD TRUMP SUCKED BILL CLINTON'S DICK

#uspoli
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The two American governing styles are identified using Red and Blue below.

Red denotes the Kakistocracy regions, whereas blue identifies Gerontocracy regions.
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Meanwhile in China...
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
lol. Someone’s a little sensitive today.

“I used to enjoy the Guardian back when I was still alive a decade ago.”

Yeah, not awkward at all. 🤦‍♂️

Luckily most can infer that I was alive six months ago based on me being alive currently, apparently unlike the editors at the guardian or tedium.
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Meanwhile in #Toronto the Eglinton Crosstown LRT had ground broken in 2011 and it is still not open to passengers.

Thirteen billion dollars later, maybe it'll open some time in 2026? If we're lucky? #onpoli
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It only took 90 years, but Hugo Boss uniforms are back in style again -- just in the USA this time instead of Germany.
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Barbara Streisand says hello. #cdnpoli
October 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
October 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
October 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Look at this fucking pylon of a man. Just a complete and total traffic cone.

That second face plant is just 😙🤌though. #nokings #fafo
October 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
No wonder republicans think everyone is a pedophile when their definition of child goes all the way to age 40. #uspoli
October 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If Trump is going to be so tough on Putin, why does the room smell like Putin's half-digested borscht whenever Trump opens his mouth?
October 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It’s too bad you have to be dead to get on US coinage because if we’re celebrating innovation and Apple, it should be Woz or maybe even Jony Ive on there instead.

Or maybe this is just for the commemorative deadbeat dad set or the “I died because of my hubris” Christmas collection.
October 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'd like to buy a vowel.
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
RFK Jr. and Greaser Greg from The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
October 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Tom Homan and Yevgeny Prigozhin
October 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I love a good side order of random hallucinations with my AI Overview meal.

(For reference, I was looking for a video of the "I do not use sham-poo for my wigs, I only use real poo" joke from the Wig Races episode here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Dj...)

#google
October 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
100%
October 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Faster Than Expected™

#climate #collapse
October 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Can’t stop chuckling at this YouTube short on communist symbology with a sponsored link to buy hammers and sickles at Home Depot.
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM