The Dude
311.bsky.social
The Dude
@311.bsky.social
“I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”
@aaronut.bsky.social Is 311 performing at the halftime show for the Raiders final home game?
December 23, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Well, it happened. I went out with my wife last night for a date night, and we couldn't read the menu because the font was too small and it was a dimly lit room.

And to really drive it home, when we were waiting for the check, I exclaimed, "Oh! We still have time to make the 9 o'clock bingo!"
November 23, 2024 at 7:29 PM
What did one burp say to the other burp?

Let's be stinkers and go out the other way.
November 13, 2024 at 11:35 PM
What's up Internet? Anything fun happening out there?
December 20, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Is this thing on?
November 28, 2023 at 8:28 PM