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Eric ✈️
@2zfbaby.bsky.social
Twitter refugee 🥹🥹🥹
Homo 🏳️‍🌈
Texas, unfortunately
Work in Aviation. New to weightlifting.
(He/Him)
Why does every AI video start with a question and then say “let me explain”
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Can I just be very honest? The David Koresh style glasses really don’t look cute. On anyone.
July 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is a huge day for gay hockey smut readers (me)
June 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The more I talk to people seeking treatment, the more I understand why Luigi
May 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Zenon has an abortion

Yeetus la fetus
May 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Don’t you hate how the worst people you know are having like seven kids while the best people don’t want kids because *gestures at society*
May 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Something something hotel mirror pics
April 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The str8s are wild. Imagine only being able to meet up with you friends like 4 times a year and spending one of those times watching other people play golf in BFE, Georgia
April 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’m just a people pleaser in a family full of narcissists 💀💀💀
April 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Is there such a thing as a Bruno Mars stan? I truly think he’s an industry plant
March 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Not to be dramatic but the karaoke episode of @abbottelementary.bsky.social is a masterclass in comedy
March 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
For a country that values “freedom” declaring English the national language sounds a lot like bowing to their colonial overlords
March 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What the fuck is fling golf? It’s on tv at the bar
February 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Car manufacturers are stopping proactive part imports due to tarriffs and switching to an “as ordered” basis. This is leading to increased wait time in the supply chain. My car has been in the shop since early and we are still waiting on parts. I have to pay for it to sit there. Thanks DJT 😒
February 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Reposted by Eric ✈️
hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide

if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported

this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order

it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
February 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The wedding industry is such a fucking racket.
February 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by Eric ✈️
February 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Found a new way of being called the F slur today - person of sexual orientation
February 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
To all my SQL girlies-
How do you not pull your hair out trying to find a misplaced comma in 100+ lines of code?
February 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Hey guess what! Our wedding venue canceled on us today! Turns out they’re closing permanently in March! How exciting! So now we need to find a new one that has availability on our date! Yay!
February 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My vitamin D levels are low I need to get my ass to a beach
February 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Renaming the Gulf of Mexico is the same thing as renaming twitter.
January 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Captain Lee- Grandpa
Capt. Kerry - Dad
Capt. Glenn- Dad, but fun
Capt. Jason - Daddy
Capt. Sandy - Step Dad

I will not be taking questions.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Lake Charles, Louisiana got 10+ inches of snow today and people are really gonna deny climate change and applaud leaving the Paris Climate Accord????
January 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM