Ordering a crisp white for the table and they bring over a guy named steve who forgot his sunscreen

Beef joint?
No thanks, man, I quit smoking years ago.

why do they still even make porn it's been done to death. "ohh what's gonna happen in this one" take a wild fucking guess. idiot

Three witches in Hampstead Heath just predicted my ascent to kingship, safe to say everything is coming up Jordan

Romantic attraction?
Like that thing that killed Romeo and Juliet??
No thanks pal