For all the Americans in Johannesburg (and other Joburgers pissed off about America) who have been yearning for a protest -- here's your chance to get in on the action.

Culinary sights of Cyrildene, Johannesburg’s biggest ;and best) Chinatown. #johannesburg #chinatown #southafrica

Also here is a video of my cat purring because I’m pretty sure this is acceptable content for every social media platform.

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