I have a scar on my left thumb because One Time I decided to try and take the avocado pit out like all the chefs on youtube and the knife was shitty and slipped. Since then I can't look at videos when they do the same

It wasn't even for my own lunch! A true sacrifice.

Beyond sounding like an excellent meal, it sounds like the best leftovers ever.

i truly hate denethor, but he's a fantastic character. which is why i hate him so much. he's such a paragon of shitty parenting and megalomania.

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איפה איפה איפהההההההההההה

וזאת בדיוק הסיבה שאני יוצאת עכשיו מהבלוסקיי כי אחרת לא אשן הלילה ביוש