Alphonse Dalston
@2rich4montedor.bsky.social
....Richest man in Monte D'or.
Ugh... my head is killing me.
[He blinks, vision regaining its focus for the first time in a long while.]
What happened..?
[He blinks, vision regaining its focus for the first time in a long while.]
What happened..?
October 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ugh... my head is killing me.
[He blinks, vision regaining its focus for the first time in a long while.]
What happened..?
[He blinks, vision regaining its focus for the first time in a long while.]
What happened..?
This pride month I just want us all to remember the godawful coming out gift Ascot gave me
June 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This pride month I just want us all to remember the godawful coming out gift Ascot gave me
Work is hell right now. So many people are calling in sick because of curses.
May 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Work is hell right now. So many people are calling in sick because of curses.
May 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What's with all the racket?
April 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What's with all the racket?
Where's my journal..?
I'm pretty sure I left it right here.
I'm pretty sure I left it right here.
April 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Where's my journal..?
I'm pretty sure I left it right here.
I'm pretty sure I left it right here.
🎶🎶🎶
[That same upbeat melody always finds its way into his head when he's in a good mood.]
[That same upbeat melody always finds its way into his head when he's in a good mood.]
April 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
🎶🎶🎶
[That same upbeat melody always finds its way into his head when he's in a good mood.]
[That same upbeat melody always finds its way into his head when he's in a good mood.]
Where is my fucking journal.
April 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Where is my fucking journal.
I finally. FINALLY. Wore Tyrone down enough to accept my donations for getting Maurice a bigger cage.
It took forever, but I'm counting this as a win anyway.
It took forever, but I'm counting this as a win anyway.
April 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I finally. FINALLY. Wore Tyrone down enough to accept my donations for getting Maurice a bigger cage.
It took forever, but I'm counting this as a win anyway.
It took forever, but I'm counting this as a win anyway.
Hypothetically. How would one block the ancient egg that I presume must naturally be some sort of spike trap since it's related to the azran.
I'm asking for a friend
I'm asking for a friend
April 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hypothetically. How would one block the ancient egg that I presume must naturally be some sort of spike trap since it's related to the azran.
I'm asking for a friend
I'm asking for a friend
Why is there a talking egg on my page or what is that
April 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Why is there a talking egg on my page or what is that
Why did I just see an ambulance speed in the direction of ledore mansion
April 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why did I just see an ambulance speed in the direction of ledore mansion
[The tune has only gotten more upbeat today.]
...
[He's absentmindedly humming a happy little tune to himself.]
[He's absentmindedly humming a happy little tune to himself.]
April 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
[The tune has only gotten more upbeat today.]
RIGHT. Well then. I have a dog to shower with affection— and a butler to profusely apologize to.
April 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
RIGHT. Well then. I have a dog to shower with affection— and a butler to profusely apologize to.
I think Rex got out again while Gonzales was cleaning because I can't find him. Where is that dog...?
April 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think Rex got out again while Gonzales was cleaning because I can't find him. Where is that dog...?
...
[He's absentmindedly humming a happy little tune to himself.]
[He's absentmindedly humming a happy little tune to himself.]
April 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
...
[He's absentmindedly humming a happy little tune to himself.]
[He's absentmindedly humming a happy little tune to himself.]
The one ring circus has a new visitor
April 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The one ring circus has a new visitor
Going to go visit Maurice. For no particular reason at all
April 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Going to go visit Maurice. For no particular reason at all
(What the fuck was that what the fuck was that what the FUCK was that.)
April 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
(What the fuck was that what the fuck was that what the FUCK was that.)
Back to the grind I guess
April 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Back to the grind I guess
Finally I have some free time all to myself. I am going to rewatch legally blonde
April 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Finally I have some free time all to myself. I am going to rewatch legally blonde
There's been a remarkable increase in tourists ever since april fool's.
Hah, looks like I was right!
Hah, looks like I was right!
April 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
There's been a remarkable increase in tourists ever since april fool's.
Hah, looks like I was right!
Hah, looks like I was right!
Henry won't mind if I beat up his right hand man a little right
April 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Henry won't mind if I beat up his right hand man a little right
I don't even have to guess at this point.
March 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I don't even have to guess at this point.
Wait hold on.
I don't think Ledore was here when I came out—
I don't think Ledore was here when I came out—
March 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Wait hold on.
I don't think Ledore was here when I came out—
I don't think Ledore was here when I came out—