Alphonse Dalston
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Alphonse Dalston
@2rich4montedor.bsky.social
....Richest man in Monte D'or.
Ugh... my head is killing me.

[He blinks, vision regaining its focus for the first time in a long while.]

What happened..?
October 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This pride month I just want us all to remember the godawful coming out gift Ascot gave me
June 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Work is hell right now. So many people are calling in sick because of curses.
May 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
May 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What's with all the racket?
April 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Where's my journal..?

I'm pretty sure I left it right here.
April 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
🎶🎶🎶

[That same upbeat melody always finds its way into his head when he's in a good mood.]
April 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Where is my fucking journal.
April 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I finally. FINALLY. Wore Tyrone down enough to accept my donations for getting Maurice a bigger cage.

It took forever, but I'm counting this as a win anyway.
April 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Hypothetically. How would one block the ancient egg that I presume must naturally be some sort of spike trap since it's related to the azran.

I'm asking for a friend
April 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Why is there a talking egg on my page or what is that
April 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Why did I just see an ambulance speed in the direction of ledore mansion
April 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
[The tune has only gotten more upbeat today.]
...

[He's absentmindedly humming a happy little tune to himself.]
April 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
RIGHT. Well then. I have a dog to shower with affection— and a butler to profusely apologize to.
April 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I think Rex got out again while Gonzales was cleaning because I can't find him. Where is that dog...?
April 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
...

[He's absentmindedly humming a happy little tune to himself.]
April 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The one ring circus has a new visitor
April 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Going to go visit Maurice. For no particular reason at all
April 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
(What the fuck was that what the fuck was that what the FUCK was that.)
April 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Back to the grind I guess
April 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Finally I have some free time all to myself. I am going to rewatch legally blonde
April 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
There's been a remarkable increase in tourists ever since april fool's.
Hah, looks like I was right!
April 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Henry won't mind if I beat up his right hand man a little right
April 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I don't even have to guess at this point.
March 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Wait hold on.
I don't think Ledore was here when I came out—
March 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM