Youre kidding

This is a very important person at my work btw

For example, I was talking to someone else about grillz and the italian lady was like 'Grillez? Whats-a that?" And then sat there listening with big eyes to my explanation of what grillz are. And then was like "a-thank you for explaining me"

And yes I was going to the Boulangerie because not only do I live in a small town, its a small town in France. What was i buying? 2 baguettes and 5 pains au chocolat

This morning I was going to the Boulangerie and saw a dog who I know waiting outside the pharmacy, which meant that the owner was inside. I've never lived in a city small enough where I would see strangers twice so this kinda blew my mind

Having a dog also helps a lot, so often people will strike up conversations with me either because the dog is cute or because they also have a dog and want them to play, I love it

People will call me the terminator I promise you

Im absolutely not going through the hassle to end up being called Anderson like it's GONNA be something like Steele or Arson idc

I knowww, she seems so kind + would match the vibe of our first dopey dog

Im one inconvenience away from booking a one-way ticket to Costa Rica

Weepy! In The Work Bathroom