That thing over there
2metresofme.bsky.social
That thing over there
@2metresofme.bsky.social
Sometimes fucking, sometimes thinking, always procrastinating
(They/them)

📍 Scotland
Get gimped
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Glasgow kink social was fun!

(Censored so I'm recognisable but so my employer can't find me)
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Made a seasonal purchase, who's wanting forcibly nullbulged first?
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
New discovery, I'm probably demi lol.

Anyway flag refresh
September 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Stronk
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Something Something Impulse Purchase Something Something
August 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So, i finally bit the bullet and wrote "the document" (my body count) and honestly the data's pretty interesting, the number is lower than I thought too.

Also way more diverse than originally expected.

All I need is a hottie from south America to have banged all inhabited continents!
August 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
And as I sat there watching two hot guys sucking eachother off from the opposite side of the crowded sauna, I wondered if the impotence inducing combo of multiple SSRIs and seasonal hemheroids bestowed on me at the moment was God's sick way of punishment for past deeds, or a new challenge to win.
July 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Tried on gear for the first time since I started working out 4x a week in April. Give me a few months and I'll be a rubberized brute!
June 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Kiss it, Suck it, Fuck it.

Let me know down below:

Credit: @aj-rbrplus.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Sometimes I can't decide between leather and rubber:

Credit: @aj-rbrplus.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Hey girls, gays and theys!

(Wow a kinky bisexual, how progressive)
March 17, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Kingmaker.
March 9, 2024 at 3:40 AM