“When I’m an adult I’m going to buy a house, own my car, and live on my own”

Me as a adult:

#NancyPelosi & #MitchMcConnell are older than:
The Slinky, Silly putty, the Dialysis machine, the Atomic bomb, the Microwave oven, Tupperware, the Frisbee, Velcro, the Jukebox, & Cake mix…🥲

It’s seriously time for them to OFFICIALLY RETIRE & go home. We’re teetering on elder abuse at this point 😩

I — (sigh) the 2000’s was such a wild time to be alive 😅😂😭

EVER SINCE I CLAIMED THE SUMMER, ALL U BITCHES WANT A SEASON…ASK A HO WHY SHE DON’T LIKE ME, BET SHE CANT GIVE YOU A REASON

Lost 120+ lbs—not once, but twice—& the journey continues!

Feeling like giving up? KEEP PUSHING. Strength isn’t just physical—it’s a mindset. Show up for U like u would for others. If I can do it again, so can u. WE GOT THIS!

Next stop…the 190s! #blackskyfitness #blacksky #gymsky #blackskyover30

Honestly felt this on a BIBLICAL LEVEL…been natural for 7 years & that relaxer be whispering to me like the Green Goblin 😮‍💨

Deny… Defend… Destroy… Dispussy… Respectfully 🫠🥴

*stares in southern confusion*