Jon Kershaw
@2jonkershaw.bsky.social
A jumped up pantry boy
Who always knew his plaice
Who always knew his plaice
April 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Just arrived in Poland. Where is everyone? #GTFC
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March 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Just arrived in Poland. Where is everyone? #GTFC
If it takes 5 minutes to decide, it should automatically be a goal.
February 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If it takes 5 minutes to decide, it should automatically be a goal.
VAR is ruining football
February 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
VAR is ruining football
If I were a Man City defender I would simply kick the ball away from my goal.
February 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If I were a Man City defender I would simply kick the ball away from my goal.
Grimsby Town are going to win today. You heard it here first.
January 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Grimsby Town are going to win today. You heard it here first.
Delighted to see Harry Clifton scoring the winning penalty in his FA Cup match earlier. The kick that put Hull out too!
January 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Delighted to see Harry Clifton scoring the winning penalty in his FA Cup match earlier. The kick that put Hull out too!
🎵 the Moyes are back in town 🎵
January 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
🎵 the Moyes are back in town 🎵
Artell issues instructions to the #GTFC striker on what to do if the referee asks for his name during the match.
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January 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Artell issues instructions to the #GTFC striker on what to do if the referee asks for his name during the match.
Happy new year, folks. I hope 2025 is good to you.
January 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Happy new year, folks. I hope 2025 is good to you.
Weird guest line-up on Taskmaster. Not feeling it at all.
December 29, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Weird guest line-up on Taskmaster. Not feeling it at all.
Presumably Boney M’s songwriter was on a tight deadline and simply couldn’t remember the word ‘son’.
December 24, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Presumably Boney M’s songwriter was on a tight deadline and simply couldn’t remember the word ‘son’.
You have to admire Spurs’ absolute commitment to reckless schoolboy defending.
December 22, 2024 at 6:59 PM
You have to admire Spurs’ absolute commitment to reckless schoolboy defending.
I’ve got nothing against Swindon Town btw, I actually quite like the club and feel sorry for the fans having to put up with such dreadful owners and manager. I hope we absolutely smash them today though.
#GTFC
#GTFC
December 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
I’ve got nothing against Swindon Town btw, I actually quite like the club and feel sorry for the fans having to put up with such dreadful owners and manager. I hope we absolutely smash them today though.
#GTFC
#GTFC
Knowing that East 17’s Stay Another Day was written after Tony Mortimer’s brother took his own life gives the song a whole new depth and meaning. Mortimer is a grossly underrated songwriter IMO.
December 13, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Knowing that East 17’s Stay Another Day was written after Tony Mortimer’s brother took his own life gives the song a whole new depth and meaning. Mortimer is a grossly underrated songwriter IMO.
I’m happy that Jamie Fox is healthy and recovering well, but that Netflix special is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen.
December 13, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I’m happy that Jamie Fox is healthy and recovering well, but that Netflix special is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen.
Arsenal are excellent at set pieces, and the delivery from Saka and Rice is consistently first class. What I can’t understand is why every other club isn’t equally good at set pieces. Why can’t every pro footballer hit a dead ball with some degree of accuracy?
December 4, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Arsenal are excellent at set pieces, and the delivery from Saka and Rice is consistently first class. What I can’t understand is why every other club isn’t equally good at set pieces. Why can’t every pro footballer hit a dead ball with some degree of accuracy?