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Jay
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somehow sarcastic and sincere.
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Our political system is a farce. Republicans are molding the US into a fascist right-wing dystopia, while Democrats are paralyzed by their allegiance to oligarchs. The GOP swings the club and Dems ask us to be thankful they suggested using a softer wood. This is quite clearly a vast criminal racket.
February 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
holy shit, logged in to the *other* site for a minute and it is a nightmarish hellscape.
January 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Me: *Slides alien $5 and a pudding cup* Take me off this planet please.
January 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Updated list of companies committed to DEI

Costco, Meijer, Kroger, Giant Grocery, Ben & Jerry’s, Ulta, Macy’s, Old Navy, Nordstrom’s, TJ Maxx, GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…), Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans
January 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hello everyone 👋
January 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Fuck IBX all the god damn way. Seriously fuck you.
December 31, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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Holiday Hot Takes (that nobody asked for): If you're a company sending me a holiday greeting, include a generous coupon or save your wishes for your socials, don't clutter my mailboxes.
a close up of a white and brown cat sitting on a table looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a white and brown cat sitting on a table looking at the camera .
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December 23, 2024 at 3:06 PM
If you leave the tv on, what do you put on as you’re falling asleep?
December 17, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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not to be dramatic but it getting dark at 530 is ruining my life
December 9, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I just want to call out of work and watch Smile 2 again…
December 4, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Kinda wanna bedrot for the rest of the day.
December 2, 2024 at 10:09 PM
People of Bluesky…

What time do you eat “dinner” at on Thanksgiving?
November 28, 2024 at 4:56 PM
13 months sober 🥲
November 26, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Just remembered I am but a minuscule being on a floating rock in the middle of space and now my heart rate is too fast.
November 25, 2024 at 6:10 AM
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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One day, like a miracle. ☕️
November 24, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Made tini’s mac&cheese recipe that’s everywhere right now along with some fried chicken. Now I’m settling in to watch #AlienRomulus
November 25, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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It feels as though we have lost the art of lingering these days, everything feels so rushed…
Fast food, fast fashion, sped-up songs, replacing longer form YouTube vlogs with “in your face”short-form TikToks, people in their twenties feeling as though they are “too old”.
November 23, 2024 at 11:41 PM
My mom’s on the phone with one of her girlfriends and they’re discussing their thoughts on Hallmarks Christmas movies so far this year. I hope to be that unbothered one day.
November 22, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Tried to go to sleep early so I took a small little sliver of a melatonin. Immediately fell asleep but also had one of the most horrifying & vivid dreams of recent times 😒😒😒
November 22, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Introductions hmm? Hi I’m Jay! I’m a person in recovery who works in treatment. I tweet about sobriety, reality TV, competitive cheerleading, gay things, and whatever other thoughts come to my mind!
November 22, 2024 at 4:01 AM
I forgot about the absolute havoc that this weather wreaks on my skin.
November 22, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Do I dare say.. Smile 2 was better than Smile.
November 22, 2024 at 2:45 AM
ALIEN ROMULUS IS ON HULU! HELLLLL YEAH. thank god i didn’t pay almost $30 two weeks ago.
November 22, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between
November 21, 2024 at 11:53 AM