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Phteven
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Antifa narco-terrorist
Team Grok
Stairs are my nemesis
Popeganda

How about he return the peace and dignity to every victim of endemic Catholic Church child abuse.
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
The new Party Bus. Won't bore you with the details but it's had a lot of work done. It's a proper off-roader (air lockers etc etc) and a tough as nails 300tdi and manual gearbox. Drives like a tractor but reliable. Discos are imho the best 4wds in the world.

Can't wait to go camping in it.
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Landed.

Melbourne, your weather sucks.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
First leg - Orange

And yes, we are going the opposite direction to Melbourne

But we start heading south from here
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
WE GOT A BAG FIDDLER, FOLKS.

Taken his backpack down from overhead TWICE already and now he's burrowing around in it like a rat on meth
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I kif you fucking not
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There is a bloke in this waiting room whistling...full on warbling showtunes scored for moist punchable lips.
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Fuck me I don't know why I keep doing stuff that requires me to go out in public.
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Do you reckon Boomers are aware they can get headphones for their mobile phones?

There needs to be some sort of Public Safety Awareness campaign...
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
And now some cunt has sat RIGHT BEHIND ME to hold his phone conversation.
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There's 8 people on this flight... including me
...and the waiting area flight side at Dubbo is fucking huge. A dozen sofas, 50 plus seats, desks, 20 armchairs...

So...where does this pair of chatty fucking Cathy's plonk their arses... FMD
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Just got swabbed and had to sign a release for my "sensitive areas" to be searched.

Anyway...no explosives found but me and Ahmed are meeting up for a drink when I get back from Melbourne
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
So does this mean the Marist Brother who raped me at 13 wasn't a pedophile?

www.catholicleague.org/megyn-kelly-...
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fuck those bigots...they don't know the fun they're missing out on. This isn't "sexual" or "grooming"... it's just humans living their best life. Celebrating the diversity and absurdity and fearlessness of the human condition.
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Reposted by Phteven
B. J. Pray

United States, Census, 1880
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's one of *those* ones today
Wordle 1,611 5/6

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November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
#Sandown has become a very dull racetrack.
I think the only "good" #Supercars tracks (current and past) are
Bathurst
Adelaide
Newcastle
Surfers
Symmons
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Supercars must be shoveling money down Matt Hall's throat
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Brodie Kostecki has definitely NOT let go of the hurt from the way Barry and Team Betty fucked him over 😂😂🤣😂 #Sandown
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If you picked "roast beef", give yourself a pat on the back
#WhatsOnTheJoe
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"... it's almost like he has a six cylinder V8 ..."

Dude...stay off the choof.

#Gazoo #Sandown
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Toyota #Gazoo ... possibly the most dull category in motorsport #Yawn
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Lolololol....#Sandown

Live TV is always good for some funny momeBBNNBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRR
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
COME ON CHAZ*

*Cheering him on...not a fetish request...maybe
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I've got partially digested meat in my colon older than Kai Allen #TTS #Sandown
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM