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That's one hell of a birthday candle you're trying to blow out.
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
That's one hell of a birthday candle you're trying to blow out.
You just need to decide whether you want it cream filled or glazed! 💦
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
You just need to decide whether you want it cream filled or glazed! 💦
At this point, there is no denying that he's just a spiteful toddler in a man's overweight and bloated body.
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
At this point, there is no denying that he's just a spiteful toddler in a man's overweight and bloated body.
P.S. I would definitely swipe right.
October 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
P.S. I would definitely swipe right.
You look 😻 and I know that not everyone is as gobby as me. But the convo would prob have gone like;
Him: you're not attractive in person.
Me: In your opinion. And opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, but some stink more than others and yours really stinks. I need some fresh air. Bye bye.
Him: you're not attractive in person.
Me: In your opinion. And opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, but some stink more than others and yours really stinks. I need some fresh air. Bye bye.
October 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
You look 😻 and I know that not everyone is as gobby as me. But the convo would prob have gone like;
Him: you're not attractive in person.
Me: In your opinion. And opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, but some stink more than others and yours really stinks. I need some fresh air. Bye bye.
Him: you're not attractive in person.
Me: In your opinion. And opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, but some stink more than others and yours really stinks. I need some fresh air. Bye bye.
Just a bit more lube and it should slide straight in
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Just a bit more lube and it should slide straight in
Lol, that was the point.
October 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Lol, that was the point.
We've been saying for ages we need to visit Oxford.
October 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
We've been saying for ages we need to visit Oxford.
Me too. Where was it?
October 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Me too. Where was it?
Can we get them arrested for harbouring an internationally wanted war criminal?
September 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Can we get them arrested for harbouring an internationally wanted war criminal?
Sincerely hope you and your staff get through whatever you're all having to deal with.
September 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Sincerely hope you and your staff get through whatever you're all having to deal with.
Fuck first, cuddle later!
September 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Fuck first, cuddle later!