I feel like everyone who's into me has like 1 big shortcoming that prevents me from really wanting to be with them. humans have so many different ways of being disappointing, it's honestly impressive

9 days post surgery and im already hotter than I've ever been in my fucking life. it's over for these hoes the second the swelling and bruises are gone

im entirely too picky about kink dynamics to be this shallow. like I want a girl who wants to own me like property in a 24/7 dynamic, will sadistically torture fuck me for her own amusement and pleasure regularly AND she's gotta be an 8/10 or hotter? pssh get real, that girl simply does not exist 😭

you take the driverless taxi cause you're socially anxious, I take it hoping the shit tier ai driver crashes and kills me, we are not the same

ngl a decade of being a 100% submissive bottom in the lesbian community has made me hate women infinitely more than being raised amab and toxic masculinity ever did. none of these bitches are tops

just saw an absolutely clapped out rav4 blasting goodbye horses at full volume. whoever was driving it soulmate and I may never meet them again

my toxic trait is that I truly believe I could kill at least 2 full grown men with my bare hands in a group scenario before anyone could stop me

broke: switching even tho you're a sub because you want to please your partner
woke: switching even tho you're a sub because you want to punish your partner for not being a 100% dom top

ACAB includes skibidi toilets

so like, can I post porn here or naw?