sweet summer bab
@2cool4suicide.bsky.social
Entering my late 20s having accomplished nothing of note I consider the life I've led so far to be a complete failure
i was reaching for my zyns at the exact same time my dog’s dewclaw got stuck on her bed which she needs to sleep on because if she sleeps on the floor it hurts her joints but because i have a vibrating collar my entire stream thought i was electrocuting her. so i understand what youre going through
October 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i was reaching for my zyns at the exact same time my dog’s dewclaw got stuck on her bed which she needs to sleep on because if she sleeps on the floor it hurts her joints but because i have a vibrating collar my entire stream thought i was electrocuting her. so i understand what youre going through
hastwt is coming to my house to kidnap me
October 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
hastwt is coming to my house to kidnap me
its been a long day… pass the “iceberg explained” videos!!
July 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
its been a long day… pass the “iceberg explained” videos!!
he... he defended PDF files in school... during a global panini
June 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
he... he defended PDF files in school... during a global panini
if i see someone on the train and they dont have a labubu i instantly assume theyre poor
June 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
if i see someone on the train and they dont have a labubu i instantly assume theyre poor
the guy’s summer games multi-episode tournament ruined season 30 of guy’s grocery games
June 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
the guy’s summer games multi-episode tournament ruined season 30 of guy’s grocery games
me and my buddy went stall to stall and tore up the place, ripping farts to high heaven and making mondo dumps with ample streakies. buddy even clogged the toilet. we left the sink on too. Definitely a memorable bathroom visit
June 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
me and my buddy went stall to stall and tore up the place, ripping farts to high heaven and making mondo dumps with ample streakies. buddy even clogged the toilet. we left the sink on too. Definitely a memorable bathroom visit
men have a fly on their pants. they unzip it and it allows them to pee “on the fly”. thats how it gets its name.
women deserve one. it would obviously have to extend from the crotch all the way to the ass. but still
women deserve one. it would obviously have to extend from the crotch all the way to the ass. but still
March 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
men have a fly on their pants. they unzip it and it allows them to pee “on the fly”. thats how it gets its name.
women deserve one. it would obviously have to extend from the crotch all the way to the ass. but still
women deserve one. it would obviously have to extend from the crotch all the way to the ass. but still
umm God why is heaven green?
God, pissed-offedly: Such foolish questions. i like green. and its cute ^__^
God, pissed-offedly: Such foolish questions. i like green. and its cute ^__^
March 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
umm God why is heaven green?
God, pissed-offedly: Such foolish questions. i like green. and its cute ^__^
God, pissed-offedly: Such foolish questions. i like green. and its cute ^__^
“never judge a book by its cover” oh yeah well what if the cover is racist?
March 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
“never judge a book by its cover” oh yeah well what if the cover is racist?
erm... Cuteston? we have a d'aww-blem 🥹
February 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
erm... Cuteston? we have a d'aww-blem 🥹
i will not watch it using tor. i will not watch it while offshore. i will not watch your cp man! i do not like it, csam-i-am
February 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i will not watch it using tor. i will not watch it while offshore. i will not watch your cp man! i do not like it, csam-i-am
me: i took a large piece of crud to the head and am badly damaged
chatgpt therapist: I’m really sorry to hear that. It sounds like you’re going through a rough time right now.
me: wow, thats honestly super validating. thank y-[nurse starts wrapping my head and i have to force her away]
chatgpt therapist: I’m really sorry to hear that. It sounds like you’re going through a rough time right now.
me: wow, thats honestly super validating. thank y-[nurse starts wrapping my head and i have to force her away]
February 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
me: i took a large piece of crud to the head and am badly damaged
chatgpt therapist: I’m really sorry to hear that. It sounds like you’re going through a rough time right now.
me: wow, thats honestly super validating. thank y-[nurse starts wrapping my head and i have to force her away]
chatgpt therapist: I’m really sorry to hear that. It sounds like you’re going through a rough time right now.
me: wow, thats honestly super validating. thank y-[nurse starts wrapping my head and i have to force her away]
you have to suspend your disbelief to really enjoy pokemon. theres nothing that makes any realistic sense about something like the diglett, or the one shaped like a crab
February 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
you have to suspend your disbelief to really enjoy pokemon. theres nothing that makes any realistic sense about something like the diglett, or the one shaped like a crab
>go woke
>go broke
>discover a newfound bliss in relinquishing material possessions; find untold satisfaction and peace through developing and nurturing the bonds of friends, family, and community
>go broke
>discover a newfound bliss in relinquishing material possessions; find untold satisfaction and peace through developing and nurturing the bonds of friends, family, and community
February 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
>go woke
>go broke
>discover a newfound bliss in relinquishing material possessions; find untold satisfaction and peace through developing and nurturing the bonds of friends, family, and community
>go broke
>discover a newfound bliss in relinquishing material possessions; find untold satisfaction and peace through developing and nurturing the bonds of friends, family, and community
i just lost my life savings to this scammer!!!!
February 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i just lost my life savings to this scammer!!!!
“and these feelings of wanting to unalive yourself… they began during the panini?” - my thegrapist
February 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“and these feelings of wanting to unalive yourself… they began during the panini?” - my thegrapist
i ordered the chicken breast and the waiter said “how would you like your eggs?”
i answered anyways, “seggsed with! incubated, raised, plucked, unalived, cut up, and then cooked on a grill”
i answered anyways, “seggsed with! incubated, raised, plucked, unalived, cut up, and then cooked on a grill”
February 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i ordered the chicken breast and the waiter said “how would you like your eggs?”
i answered anyways, “seggsed with! incubated, raised, plucked, unalived, cut up, and then cooked on a grill”
i answered anyways, “seggsed with! incubated, raised, plucked, unalived, cut up, and then cooked on a grill”
piss in the sink keep the loo humble 🔥
February 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
piss in the sink keep the loo humble 🔥
strong password suggestion: theGay-jakkoffer-4bigBalls
January 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
strong password suggestion: theGay-jakkoffer-4bigBalls
i thought wii was close, wii U(sed) to hang out, but you switch-ed up on me and so i had to switch 2 men 😤💯👨❤️👨
January 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
i thought wii was close, wii U(sed) to hang out, but you switch-ed up on me and so i had to switch 2 men 😤💯👨❤️👨
Martin Luther King more like Hawkin Tuahthat Thang... yikes
January 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Martin Luther King more like Hawkin Tuahthat Thang... yikes